Health and safety executive hazardous materials report
ELEMENT: woman
SYMBOL: wo
DISCOVERER: Adam
ATOMIC MASS: accepted as 110lb but can range from 90lb-300lb
OCCURRENCE: copious quantities in all urban areas
Physical properties
1.Boils at nothing, freezes with no known reason
2.Melts if given special treatment.
3.Bitter if incorrectly used.
4. Found in various states ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
5. Yields to pressure applied at correct points
Chemical properties
1.Has great affinity for precious metals and stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode without warning and with no know reason.
4. Insoluble in liquids but activity greatly increases with saturation in alcohol
Common uses
1.Highly ornamental especially in the sun or a sports car.
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.
3. Very effective cleaning agent
Tests
1.Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state.
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen
Potential hazards
1.Highly dangerous, even in experienced hands
2.Illegal to posses more than 1, although several can be maintained in different locations so long as they do not come into direct contact with each other
General advice
1.Avoid contact wherever possible as cures can be expensive
2006-07-26
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