The receptionist wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. Fifteen
minutes later, a nurse's aid came out and asked Buford what he had. Buford said, "Shingles."
So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Buford to wait in the examining room.
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Buford what he had. Buford said, "Shingles" So she gave
Buford a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, told Buford to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor. Finally the doctor arrived and did a quick glance at Buford's naked body. He said, "where do you have the shingles?"
Buford said, "Outside on the truck. Where do you want them?
2006-07-26 14:55:12 · 5 answers · asked by GIGGLES 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry folks but I just pi$$ed my pants. NOT joking either.
that was a fantastic joke. gotta love ya giggles!
2006-07-26 15:16:14 · answer #1 · answered by ~Sheila~ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha...This would be a nice opening joke for the Communication Training or Seminar. I would like to use this if you don't mind.
2006-07-26 15:03:15 · answer #2 · answered by OnTheTreadmill 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doctor, after my broken arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?
Why, certainly!
Oh, good! I HATED the thought of taking lessons!
2006-07-26 15:26:04 · answer #3 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhahhhaah! that wuz ..so..freakin funny ^.^ great job.
2006-07-26 15:32:37 · answer #4 · answered by ~Whitney~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha... thats a good one
2006-07-26 15:03:22 · answer #5 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋