cartoon law IV: the time required for an object to fall 20 stories is greater than or equal to the time it takes for whoever knocked it off the ledge to spiral down 20 flights to attempt to capture it unbroken
such an object is inevitably priceless the attempt to capture it inevitably unsuccessful
cartoon law V: all principles of gravity are negated by fear
psychic forces are sufficient in most bodies for a shock to propel them directly away from the earths surface a spooky noise or an adversarys signature sound will induce motion upward usually to the cradle of a chandelier a treetop or the crest of a flagpole the feet of a character who is running or wheels of a speeding auto need never touch the ground especially when in flight
2006-07-26
14:55:01
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2006-07-26
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