2006-07-26 14:46:34 · 13 answers · asked by Phillip 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's so hot out that I walk into a bar' up to the bartender, and said am so thisty I could lick the sweat off the balls of a bull when someone from the back table jumped up and said hey big boy moo moo.
2006-07-26 14:58:06 · answer #1 · answered by Bob 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
HEAT WAVES CAUSES RANCHERS TO SELL BARBECUE DIRECTLY FROM THE FIELD
It was so hot...
All the corn on the stalks started popping and flying through
the air. The cows thought it was snowing. And they froze to death.
It's so hot, I saw squirrels fanning their nuts.
The potatoes cook underground and all you have to do to have
lunch is to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them
from laying hard boiled eggs.
the cows are giving evaporated milk.
the trees are whistlin' for the dogs.
Satan decided to take the day off.
Even the sun was looking for some shade!
the birds had to pick up the worms with potholders.
I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walkin'..
that Dennis Rodman went out without a bra!
I saw a fire hydrant begging a dog to pee on it
Calista Flockhart of "Ally McBeal" was spotted eating some ice cream.
And she almost ate a second spoonful.
2006-07-26 15:16:27 · answer #2 · answered by jussmessin 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its not really a joke but I have been saying for the last couple of days, "Man Its hotter than Satan's a** crack" well at least I think its funny.
2006-07-26 14:51:17 · answer #3 · answered by peardietz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was so hot today, I saw a squirrel run down a tree, hit the sidewalk and burst into flames.
2006-07-26 14:49:49 · answer #4 · answered by sparkletina 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I offered my clothes to a homeless couple, they said damn woman don't you know it's hot, we aren't even wearing our own clothes.
It was so hot that the homeless got a job so they could have air conditioning.
2006-07-26 15:11:43 · answer #5 · answered by ~Sheila~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's so hot they've set up a slip-and-slide on the state house lawn.
...hey, at least it's original.
2006-07-26 16:42:34 · answer #6 · answered by Hopper ♫ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its so hot today that even heat mizore had to go for a swim
2006-07-26 15:00:07 · answer #7 · answered by cegoodelljr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its so hot, I think Ill go to hell just to cool off?
2006-07-26 14:50:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was so hot I fried an egg on the hood of my car and it really cooked, but I couldn't eat it cuz it had paint chips in it...
2006-07-26 14:50:58 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea......
It's SO hot outside that even the Gila monsters are carrying canteens!!!!
2006-07-26 14:50:29 · answer #10 · answered by Bob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋