I have a few ....
1. A Giraffe walks into a bar and says, "The hi balls are on me!..."
2. A guy walks into a pub with a giraffe under one arm. He walks over to the bar, places the giraffe on the floor, and orders a beer. The barman gets the guy his drink and then says "You can't leave that lying there!". At this comment the guy replies "It's not a lion it's a giraffe."
3. A termite walks into a bar and says "Where is the bar tender?"
2006-07-26 14:46:29 · 5 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-07-26 14:46:36 · update #1
A Hobbit, a Dwarf, a Munchkin and a Gnome enter a tavern and walk up to the bar. "We'd like some beers, please."
The bartender looks around, panic stricken, and says "Begorrah, I'm hearing things!"
2006-07-26 15:17:49 · answer #1 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A sandwich walks into a bar and says to the bartender "I'll have a gin and tonic". The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
2006-07-26 21:50:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "hey, why the long face?"
2006-07-26 21:51:34 · answer #3 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An Irishman walks out of a bar.... hey it could happen!
2006-07-26 21:51:33 · answer #4 · answered by sparkletina 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two guys walk into a bar and they say "ouch".
Ha ha ha.
2006-07-26 21:52:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋