a local inn, throws 3 nails on the desk, and says 'Can you put me up for the night?'
2006-07-26 14:36:11 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Jesus is hanging from the cross on Good Friday, when he calls out "Peter..."
Peter tries to rush forward, but a burly Roman guard punches him in the face and Peter falls down to the ground and crawls away, nose bleeding.
Again Jesus cries out "Peter..."
Peter tries again to get past the guard, but the guard kicks him in the with his iron boots and bashes him with his shield.
With a voice now weaker and weaker, Jesus again cries out "Peter..."
Peter, knowing he must try to vindicate himself after denying Christ three times earlier, again rushes forward. This time the guard hacks off Peter's arms and legs with his short sword.
Mary Magdalen and Mary the mother of Jesus ask the guard, "Look, would it kill you to let him hear his master's dying words? Its not like he's going to do anything now"
The guard agrees, and the two Marys carry Peter to the foot of Jesus' cross.
"Peter..." cries Jesus.
"Yes, my Lord, what is it? O pray tell me!"
"... I can see your house from up here."
2006-07-26 14:48:07 · answer #1 · answered by mb5_ca 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
The IWC will always complain because they always seem to find the littlest thing to bash about. Like they actually can run a wrestling company when in reality if they ran TNA or WWE they would see that everything is not as easy as they proclaim it to be. Hogan & Bischoff have been in the wrestling business since the 80's and yes they did make some mistakes with WCW but they still know more about the business then the IWC. Most likely, no member of the IWC can beat Vince McMahon's RAW for 84 consecutive weeks with there own wrestling company like WCW did. Now, in 2010 there aren't as many fans as there were in the 90's, UFC has took most of them and with the everly growing internet and TiVo I don't believe any wrestling company can beat RAW in the ratings. It doesn't matter if TNA pushed there homegrown talent or fired Hogan when it's all said and done they will probably still get a 1.3 rating at best. If WWE actually stopped being PG the ratings would actually decrease because of all the kids who watch WWE today and as much as I loved the Attitude Era it can never be duplicated. I may sound like a hypocrite because I sometimes wonder why Dixie hired Hogan in the first place but now I'm ok because TNA has reduced his role but still the ratings are still abysmal(pun intended). The IWC will continue to find something wrong with a promotion whether it's WWE or TNA as if they know everything about the business and have no life. P.S I'm going to college next year!
2016-03-26 23:49:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he can survive for 40 days and nights in the wilderness with no food. i dont think he needs an inn.
and by the way jesus has lots of money, a carpenter is never out of work.
2006-07-26 14:40:11 · answer #3 · answered by midnightrider 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A joke given by Eric Draven who was played by Brandon Lee in the film The Crow.
2006-07-26 14:43:23 · answer #4 · answered by Larry 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are painting yourself into a corner, repeatedly. May God have mercy on your soul. Your twisted.
2006-07-26 14:41:16 · answer #5 · answered by JusticeStandsTall 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your question make me quite cross.
2006-07-26 14:42:43 · answer #6 · answered by Hoops 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow!! I haven't heard that one since... oh... hmmm.. the 60's!!!
2006-07-26 14:45:22 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Tom♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats great.
2006-07-26 14:39:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, your originality is overwhelming....
2006-07-26 14:41:45 · answer #9 · answered by justwondering 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
**squirts milk out nose, then rolls eyes**
2006-07-26 14:46:46 · answer #10 · answered by slinkey_1616 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋