ratings please...a joke.....:)?

Question

Fred goes to work as a lumberjack in a remote
town about 500 miles north of Montreal. The first
night in town, he checks out the local bar, and
asks the bartender where all the women hang out.
"Women?" says the bartender, "there aren't any
women for 300 miles around here!" He tells Fred
that the only relief to be found is Ming the
Chinaman. Fred says firmly, "No way, I don't go
for that ****!"

Fred walks out and goes to work up in the woods
for a couple of months. The next time he is in
town for supplies, he is pretty horny and goes
to see the bartender again. He asks, "Are you
sure there aren’t any women in town?" The
bartender replies, "Look, I already told you
there were no women here, and if you want
something, it'll have to be Ming the Chinaman!"
Fred's getts frustrated and says, "Now YOU look,
I already told you I don't go for that kind of
****!"

Fred goes back up into the woods for another 6
months. On his next trip to town, he's so horny,
he can hardly walk. He goes back to the
bartender, hat in hand, and says, "O.K., I
guess if there's absolutely no chance of getting
a women, I'll have to take Ming the Chinaman.
Can you set it up for me?" The bartender motions
to two big guys who walk over to where Ming is
sitting and pick him up. Ming starts going
******* crazy, screaming, kicking, and cussing.
Fred asks, "What's his problem?!" The bartender
replies, "Oh, Ming the Chinaman don't go for
that **** either!!"

Answer 1

it was ok. a bit long and not a very good closing. sorry

Answer 2

The version I heard was with the French Foerign Legion and camels,

Answer 3

Kinda corney to me. I will rate it as 4/10. If you would have put in there that he met Ms. Palm & her 5 daughters I would have given you a 10!!!!!!!!!

Answer 4

What?! lol.. why doesnt ming leave hhehe.... hmmm... 6/10

Answer 5

haha n funny... i'll give u 10 pts...

Answer 6

old

Answer 7

i don't get it.