Moses hits the ball into the water hazard and looking at Jesus says "I wonder if I've still got it?" Jesus bemused just shrugs his shoulders while Moses raises his driving iron to the sky and parts the hazard, allowing him to play through.
Jesus hits his ball. It skips out into the same water hazard and lands on a lilly pad. Jesus looks at Moses and says "Hey, I wonder if I've still got it?" and Moses offers the same shrug in return.
Jesus walks to the edge of the water hazard, takes two steps on the water and falls in. Moses falls on the green laughing. Jesus does it again, and once again Moses is on the green laughing. Jesus stands up turns to Moses and angrily shouts
"Shut up, I didn't have these holes in my feet the last time I did this." Any one ever heard that one?
2006-07-26 14:27:26 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Jesus is no one to joke about or play with; find another comedy column.
2006-07-26 14:32:31 · answer #1 · answered by herosedy3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh snap, I hear Christians wringing their bibles from here.
Hey, IF there is a God - you know he has a sense of humor. Otherwise, how do you explain the platypus? Maybe he was smoking doobie that day.
2006-07-26 21:31:20 · answer #2 · answered by Christopher B 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I hadn't. I must admit it had somewhat of a sobering effect on me when I read it and thought of why those holes were in his feet.
2006-07-26 21:34:45 · answer #3 · answered by quikzip7 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent, funny.
2006-07-26 22:15:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
jesus should sign a contract to endorse golfballs.tiger woods is not convincing enough.
2006-07-26 21:53:56 · answer #5 · answered by polly-pocket 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-07-26 21:36:03 · answer #6 · answered by thumper 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, it's a good one.
2006-07-26 21:30:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
whoa...I almost got struck by your lightning.
2006-07-26 21:30:37 · answer #8 · answered by RandyGE 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋