A drunk walks into a bar and stands next to a
wiseass. The wiseass walks up to a woman seated
at the bar and whispers, "Tickle your *** with a
feather?"
The lady spins around indignantly and says, "What
did you say to me?"
"Particular' nasty weather!" answers the wiseass.
"Oh," says the woman. The drunk thinks this is
uproariously funny.
The wiseass moves on to another lady, saying,
"Tickle your *** with a feather?" After the lady
asks him to repeat his profane inquiry, he
answers, "Particular' nasty weather!"
"Well yes it is, she answers." The drunk can
stand it no longer, and asks the wiseass if he
could try the little joke.
"Be my guest," replies Mr. Smartypants. So the
drunk walks up to a likely young woman and blurts
out, "**** you...It's raining."
2006-07-26 14:19:31 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i get it...! i get it !
it will be more ticklish if the feather is wet ...lol..
2006-07-27 10:41:54 · answer #1 · answered by Featherman 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2006-07-26 14:42:20 · answer #2 · answered by GR 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-26 14:23:31 · answer #3 · answered by Bob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i rate it a 7 1/2
2006-07-26 14:28:21 · answer #4 · answered by smarty_pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 and I think that I need to drink the pain away after than one.
2006-07-26 20:29:22 · answer #5 · answered by mgctouch 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tastless don't make much sense I will give it a 2 try it again
2006-07-26 14:33:50 · answer #6 · answered by Mr. Clean 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.. the drunk needs to go back drinking hehe 7/10
oh ya... whats your background now?
2006-07-26 14:30:38 · answer #7 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well,....its not quite what i was expecting,....but can foresee using it in certain circumstances (if i'm ever at a bar with a bunch of drunks) soooooo, give it a
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2006-07-26 14:27:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gee, cheap, tasteless, I assume you have to be drunk for it to be funny.
2006-07-26 14:23:24 · answer #9 · answered by kakiolsen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PG.
Ha. I was the first to rate it!
Do i get the points?
2006-07-26 19:12:35 · answer #10 · answered by Your hero until you meet Jesus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmm sorry to dissapoint u .... but dint get it much
2006-07-26 19:00:34 · answer #11 · answered by simply_boring 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋