no offense too blondes of course :)
2006-07-26 12:54:31 · 10 answers · asked by me 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A girl I work with took back her memory foam pillow b/c it did not improve her memory, no joke!
2006-07-26 14:06:56 · answer #1 · answered by daweeney 4 · 4⤊ 3⤋
In a takeaway shop they were selling bbq chickens that were cut from the spine and bent so the thighs face away from each other. This blonde wanted to buy a whole chicken and she didnt believe that the chicken that was in the window was one chicken cos it had two legs. She kept saying that chickens have 4 legs. Nobody could persuade her that chickens have 2 legs so she left in a huff and a puff.
2006-07-26 20:10:03 · answer #2 · answered by i see 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Way too many.
My friend and I were taking our little siblings out Trick or Treating. Someone in front of us walked into a Stop sign, which we heard. He even said, "There's a sign there."
Then, my friend walks right into it.
Later that night, she did it again, and then once more after that. She had to go to the ER that last time, because she was running and it broke open the skin on her forehead. She has a scar to this day.
And yet she still walks into it.
2006-07-26 20:09:19 · answer #3 · answered by Chelsea 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao lmao omg thsi happened last year and i still crack up on it. omg. anyways it was snowing outside around 6:30 in the morning so i told my friend hay call our school and see if we have school today. So she was like ok I'll go right now and call them. Then she came back and I'm like so..? Do we have school or not? She's like yeah we do. So we got dressed up and my dad dropped us off but when we got there the parking lot was empty so I went and checked the doors they were locked. So I went back to the car Then I'm like to kim I thought you sadi we had school. she was like yeah i called and the answering machine said we attend school from monday-friday 7-3. lmaooo omg we were all so mad at her! i swear this is real
2006-07-26 21:58:59 · answer #4 · answered by iraqi_babe2005 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG I have one and it happened today
OK so me and my friend have cooking class together and we were fooling around too much and so when we were doing the dishes I turned on the garbage disposal and a spoon pooped out. We got scared and I were trying to take it out with a fork and my friends like why are u taking it out with a fork and I said "I'm afraid the garbage disposal will turn on and cut my hand to pieces
2006-07-26 21:13:29 · answer #5 · answered by Dude, your a genius! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blond in my cousins class was tired off people making fun of her so she died her hair brown. but one day she goes OMG I'M FREEZING HOT!!! ha ha. I'm blond so no offense taken
2006-07-26 20:27:27 · answer #6 · answered by jcturtle001 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
me and my friend were hiding in the van from her sisters cause we were playing hide and seek and she had those kinda vans with the blinds so i was like jerrika shut those blinds and she goes but if i shut them they cant find us
my friend had two new sister she was tickling them when her older sister came in (without her knowing) her sister says hey and my friend looks at the babies and says you can talk? i was holding in my laughter then her sister goes you want me to make you a sandwich ?? my friend goes YOU CAN MAKE SANDWICHES!!!!???
2006-07-26 20:46:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have to many and im not a blonde
2006-07-26 20:34:37 · answer #8 · answered by lilmamaskj 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My friend was cooking an egg, and someone said something behind her, and she asks " Did that egg just talk to me?!" Honest to God...
2006-07-26 19:59:08 · answer #9 · answered by thebigtverberg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my friend one time was all like does chicken come from chickens?? seriously
2006-07-26 20:02:04 · answer #10 · answered by ilovesunshine3 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋