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I have a sailboat and a pirate flag, what else do I need to help spread the word.

2006-07-26 12:51:45 · 6 answers · asked by H. Hornblower 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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A good theme song.

2006-07-26 12:59:09 · answer #1 · answered by Contemplative Chanteuse IDK TIRH 7 · 1 0

A jar of pasta sauce. Olive oil is also very good. Make sure there are no meatballs in your pasta sauce, FSM frowns upon those since it makes it look like he has too many eyes and His Followers would not recognize him. You don't want to mess with the other end of His Noodly Appendage!

2006-07-26 19:58:05 · answer #2 · answered by mb5_ca 3 · 0 0

Well you'll need a pirate costume, you'll need to load up on spaghetti, meatballs, and tomato sauce (and possible some parmesean cheese), and you'll need to get many copies of the Gospel of FSM to spread worldwide (a crew would probably help with that part).

2006-07-26 19:58:11 · answer #3 · answered by RH (a.k.a. God) 3 · 0 0

you must line up for the FSM's version of hentai style TR: a playful frollic in the hay with his many noodly appendages!

2006-07-26 20:07:51 · answer #4 · answered by Smegma Stigma 4 · 0 0

You need the Pastafarian hat, and the eye patch.

2006-07-26 19:56:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

FSM.... ??

2006-07-26 19:54:08 · answer #6 · answered by sassy 6 · 0 0

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