What is the cutest thing your toddler has ever said?

Question

Little ones say some pretty funny stuff, what's the cutest thing your little one has come up with?

Answer 1

This is a conversation that I had with my 2 1/2 year old Andon.....

"What do you want for breakfast?" I asked Andon.

"Toast." He answered.

"Would you like anything on your toast?" I asked.

Andon answered "Cheese!".

Now I know that Andon does not like anything on his toast except butter so I asked "You want cheese?"

He replies "No, I want butter".

I said "Thought so".

Andon says "I don't want thought so on my toast. No mum mum!!"

I thought that that was the funniest thing that I had heard in a while and I had to share it with everyone.

Answer 2

When my daughter was 2 yrs old, we'd just come back from vacation a few days earlier and I'd unpacked all the suitcases. Life was pretty much back to normal when she took all her pj's out of her dresser, put them in her suitcase and set it by the frontdoor. It stayed there for another day or so until my husband (who is a total neat freak and doesn't like anything out of place) asked what her suitcase was doing by the door. I told him she was playing a game of something and didn't want it moved. So he asked her what it was doing by the front door and she said, "I just have GOT to get out of here."

Also, when my son was 5 and my daughter was around a year old, he happened to catch sight of her naked after a bath. He'd seen her without clothes before but I guess had just never paid close attention. Anyway, he got really upset and started crying. We asked him what was wrong and he said, "Baby Emily's tail fell off!"

Answer 3

Well, I've always told my little girl that no one is to see her without clothes on except me- her mommy. Well, one day I was changing my shirt in my bedroom, and she was there (she was about 3 at the time), and heard my husband coming through the door from work. My daughter's eyes got really big and looked very worried as she said "quick mommy, hurry up or daddy will see you naked!!". I just smiled, and said "ok".

Answer 4

My daughter is 2 and a half yrs old and about 2 weeks ago, i was tring to get her down for a nap and after about 2 hours of fighting with her she fell asleep in my bed and well, 45 minutes later, the ice cream truck was driving by my apartment, and the next thing i know, my daughter jumps out of bed from her deep sleep and comes walking down the stairs, saying, *all wide eyed* "i get a popcicle" then she goes to the wondow all excited saying she wants a popcicle....I didn't catch the ice cream man in time though....but it was just so cute how my daughter woke up from her deep sleep hearing the ice cream man's music and wanting a popcicle! next time i will try to catch the ice cream man, b4 he passes my place!

Answer 5

my daughter was 3 yr old and she knew that her brothers name was james and even said it properly and then we would ask her what her name was and she would jump up with a huge smile on her face and say tember with great enthusiasim started out quite but ended loudly her name is september(born in august) it was so cute i lauged the whole time another time when she was 17 mo old i was holding her brother and she came up to me handed me the baby's pacifier and said my baby and pointed to her brother it was so funny after that we called her little mommy and she was serious about taking the best care she could of her brother now they are4 and 5 and are a riot to watch

Answer 6

My 3 1/2 year old son and I were feeding the ducks at a park and my son looks over at me and says "when I grow up I want to be a duck!" I smiled Trying not to laugh and said OK baby! I will come out here and feed you everyday! :-) He said OK mommy!

Answer 7

The cutest thing my daughter has said was happy face.

Answer 8

When my daughter was 4 she was staying with my mother until an opening came up in the new preschool and apparently my mother was repairing something around the house. I came by to pick her up and said "Bri what have you and Gardee been doing all day?" and she looks up at me and calmly says "Nothing, just screwing around the the house."

Answer 9

When my son was 2, we were getting my daughter changed for swimming lessons in the changeroom. There was alittle boy there about 4 or 5 and my son went up to him, pointed and said your penis is bigger than mine. hahaha I almost died. The other mom laughed.

Answer 10

optimistically my sixteen year previous son never properly-knownshows out I informed anybody this.... while my son exchange into being potty experienced, he could basically enable his daddy wipe his backside after #2 (i could do if daddy wasn't homestead, of path). He could yell "Daaaaaaaadeeeeeeeeeee, come wipe my butt!" He could additionally sing church songs (This Little gentle of Mine, and so on.) on a similar time as on the potty. My husband and that i could silently snicker and roll our eyes. We nonetheless do as quickly as we bear in mind that.