A priest and pastor from the local parishes are standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that reads, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!"
They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car.
"Leave us alone you religious nuts!" yelled the first driver as he sped by.
From around the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.
"Do you think," said one clergy to the other, "we should just put up a sign that says 'Bridge Out' instead?"
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2006-07-26 12:30:41 · 12 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lolz, lmao , its funny
2006-07-26 13:41:48 · answer #1 · answered by Dreamzgurlz 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thats cos these religious nuts like little boys and girls. They need God in their lives and everyone hates them and theyre getting sued all over the globe for all the shame they did.
2006-07-26 19:38:42 · answer #2 · answered by i see 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7 8 9.
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Q: Why has Edward Woodwood got 4 D's in his name?
A: Because otherwise he would be called Ewar Woowar...
2006-07-26 20:15:52 · answer #3 · answered by giko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i rate it 5
2006-07-26 19:34:59 · answer #4 · answered by sisbromomdad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haahahahhahahahaha hilarious! â¥
2006-07-26 20:10:17 · answer #5 · answered by sunshine25 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute lol i think they prolly should ahve put up a dif sign lol
2006-07-26 20:01:36 · answer #6 · answered by chrissy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. It made me laugh!
2006-07-26 19:56:45 · answer #7 · answered by Taliea2006 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooouuu! LOL. LOL. Yep, good one. Thank you.
2006-07-26 19:46:44 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats really funny. :D
2006-07-26 20:13:01 · answer #9 · answered by lightningpaws1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its really funny
2006-07-26 20:30:57 · answer #10 · answered by little lady in jeans. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋