A few questions to think about:
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny"
for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would
be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up
like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
2006-07-26 11:49:43 · 14 answers · asked by jussmessin 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehe that was great! i have no theorys myself but as i read all that, i 2 had a thought.....if barbies so popular then why do we have to buy all her friends??? eerie lmao
2006-07-26 11:57:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes, but you'd be wearing scuba gear.
Assassination is considered first-degree murder. So anyone who is murdered first-degree is also assassinated, only people don't call it that, they call it first-degree murder.
The branches in banks are very unlike tree branches. (Well, they're both made of wood-headed softies, but other than that...)
Bread is NOT square. Some bread is round.
That extra penny is going nowhere. They're just figures of speech.
Nope. You can put on any clothes you want...
Do you ever have the feeling that a round box is impossible to make?
We've put wheels on luggage since 2500 BC, but no man on the moon till AD 1969.
When babies sleep, they still sleep peacefully, and since babies are very gentle, they mean that they slept very gently. It's all a matter of speech.
Yes, it's still called a hearing, except it's a TTY hearing.
2006-07-26 19:58:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good points, but... for a penny for your thoughts and the two cents, most people give their thoughts and then go into some unrelated background of it lol check ya later â¥
2006-07-26 19:20:04 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Square boxes are easier and cheaper to manufacture than round boxes...hehe .. my two cents ;)
2006-07-26 19:10:19 · answer #4 · answered by DJ Radikal Radu 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the answer to all of these is ..... ready.... people communicate through language which is not a reality but an illusion, a neccessary one , but still it's all in our heads...oh and people are just confusing so why wouldn't our communication be confusing
2006-07-26 18:56:59 · answer #5 · answered by joshua b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah, the vagaries of Life.
2006-07-26 19:39:59 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-07-26 18:53:44 · answer #7 · answered by cheyenne. thats it. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good questions to think about
2006-07-26 18:58:14 · answer #8 · answered by Antisocial 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, those questions are hilarious!!! Some very interesting topics to think about... No solutions myself. But, thanks for the laugh! =)
2006-07-26 19:13:41 · answer #9 · answered by ilovecars21 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow those are really good questions!ink of them?!?! wow awesome!
2006-07-26 19:12:37 · answer #10 · answered by ♥*~me~*♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋