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any new and improved ones out there?

2006-07-26 11:39:25 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

ok, whay about,
"would you like to see your ankles in my wing mirrors?"

2006-07-26 12:01:07 · update #1

16 answers

"If your dance card is not too full, may I have the pleasure of a turn around the floor with you during the course of this evening?" Always worked with me.

2006-07-26 11:50:20 · answer #1 · answered by Harriet 5 · 1 0

HA. Jeez thats cool but girls dont like you talking about such crap before they even know you. I think i will try it anyway just to see how many slaps i can take for a night.

2006-07-26 11:47:08 · answer #2 · answered by sooooo angry 3 · 0 0

If you said that to me on a nite out you would make me laugh and thats not a bad thing

2006-07-26 19:55:47 · answer #3 · answered by angel 2 · 0 0

Thats because it is crap, and women hate going to see their gynaecologist.

2006-07-26 23:29:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I`m not surprised it doesnt work!!
Dont use chat up lines at all,i hate it when guys do that,just be yourself.

2006-07-26 11:53:32 · answer #5 · answered by onlyme 5 · 0 0

Try 'I'm no Fred Flinstone but I can make the Bedrock!"

2006-07-26 11:42:54 · answer #6 · answered by Blade 3 · 1 0

would work if u said that 2 me

2006-07-26 11:41:50 · answer #7 · answered by Rita 2 · 0 0

hahaha funny but try here's 10p (im scottish so dont no exchange rate!!) phone ure folks and say im not cumin hom 2nite!!!!!

2006-07-26 15:16:46 · answer #8 · answered by shelley b 2 · 0 0

try 'i'm a sad smarmy git with a little prick' something might take an interest in you.

2006-07-26 11:43:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

how about has anyone ever told you you've got spanner legs.....one look at them and my nuts begin to tighten in my pants

2006-07-26 11:45:34 · answer #10 · answered by paul s 2 · 0 0

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