my dog humps me and I secretly like it my friends think it's reqally gross I act like nI hate it around them but deep down inside I love it. What should I do?
2006-07-26 11:23:49 · 18 answers · asked by Ashley s 1 in Pets ➔ Dogs
See your shrink
2006-07-26 11:26:27 · answer #1 · answered by Jay T 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are probably just feeling wanted and it makes you feel more important and loved. If it turns you on, you may be into beastiality and don't know it yet. Or you could be a future "furry"......ask some of the people in the chatrooms for furries or beastiality. Try those words in a search engine to find the appropriate sites. People with animal fetishes are not so common, yet they are out there. You may be just feeling lonely and neglected, and craving some love and affection.
2006-07-26 18:34:35 · answer #2 · answered by pandora the cat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to go out more. Being humped by a dog is a poor substitute for *real sex*. Plus, doggie will get the upper hand and turn yer life into living hell.
Sooooo....... here's a joke for ya :)
Three dogs are waiting to see the veterinarian. First dog says to second dog: Why are you here?
"I love digging," says the 2nd dog. " iI dig everywhere. Did, dig, dig!!! I dug up the whole garden! But when I started digging indoors, on couches and beds, they had enough. So I'm being put to sleep. Why are you here?"
First dog says: "I love to p*ss. I p*ss on everything, fences, trees, cars, you name it! But when I p*ssed in my master's bed, he freaked out, so I'm being put to sleep, too."
Both dogs turn to the third dog, who hasn't said anything yet. "Why are YOU here, mate?"
Third dog says: "I love f*cking. I hump everything - people, kids, cats, pillows, you name it. F*ck, f*ck, f*ck!!!! So, yesterday, my Mistress took a shower. She got out of it, dropped her towel and bent over, and, well, I couldn't resist the sight, so I humped her! Was great!"
The other two dogs nod. "So, you're being put to sleep, too?"
"Hell, no, I'm just here to get my claws clipped!"
2006-07-26 19:10:20 · answer #3 · answered by Paul 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your dog is actually really board and needs a stuffed animal to keep him company. My dog used to try to hump me until I got him a stuffed animal for him to play with.
2006-07-26 18:39:07 · answer #4 · answered by Raven L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are a stupid whore, you know that? First you have sex with your step dad and you also enjoy being humped by your dog! You know what, you are sinking deeper into the quicksand pit, and nobody is going to help you because you deserve it...
2006-07-26 18:59:16 · answer #5 · answered by Mo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well let me let me say this and if u want to email me about it it ok we can talk more ok by the way im lin 20/f/tx:) if u like it u should not care what others think but u will have to act like u dont around the others. email me ill wait and talk to u more about it ok @ bi_pet_grl_18@yahoo.com bye for now lin
2006-07-27 20:41:11 · answer #6 · answered by bi_pet_grl_18@yahoo.com 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Red Rocket!
2006-07-26 18:25:54 · answer #7 · answered by Legend 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First ask yourself if you want to be on Jerry springer, then when you are comfortable with the fact that you like bestiality open a porn site and make lots of money.
2006-07-26 18:29:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if your dog humps you that is really bad it is really weird and a dog could think that it is good when he/she does that i think you should tell him/her no or bring to a trainer
2006-07-26 18:26:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe it's your instinct to like it. Make him stop doing that, what if you get pregnant with puppies? (That might be impossible, but...) You'll find your own soulmate soon.
2006-07-26 18:26:35 · answer #10 · answered by julia 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋