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They are both empty from the neck up !!!

2006-07-26 11:01:23 · 13 answers · asked by kellysimmons@btopenworld.com 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

Hah! That's funny! Here's one:

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, the blonde will hold it up to the socket and wait for the world to revolve around her.

2006-07-26 11:16:15 · answer #1 · answered by all things mystical 3 · 2 1

Good one

Why does a blonde keep an empty milk bottle in her fridge

Just in case you dont want milk in your coffee

2006-07-26 22:43:56 · answer #2 · answered by Karen C 2 · 0 0

One's great in your arms for a good night out and the other is a Blonde!

2006-07-26 11:06:41 · answer #3 · answered by Blade 3 · 0 0

why the jokes about blonde's, as if we're dumb, some off the most intelligent ppl are blond, plus how comes all the world leaders with the most power are dark haired, and they've fucked up the planet!!!!

2006-07-26 22:54:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

What do you call a blonde with a brain?

A golden retriever

What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?

Artificial intelligence

2006-07-26 11:05:59 · answer #5 · answered by Frax 4 · 0 0

aww now that isent very nice. Im a blonde and im LIKE OMG SUPER LIKE FREAKEN LIKE SMART! actually i have a 4.0 ish okay i lied its a 3.5 but im still intelligenteeee

2006-07-26 12:05:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

u wana knw wt dey both ave in common... foam @ da top ov da head n too soft inside

2006-07-26 11:27:49 · answer #7 · answered by Faz E 1 · 0 0

why ask a Q and answer it yourself, dummy,
and leave off the blondes too, or no more points for you my friend

2006-07-26 20:36:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

and both easy to get down!

and if you had one of each in front of you?? you would say

"I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy!"

2006-07-26 19:56:17 · answer #9 · answered by Nimbus 5 · 0 0

I like to suck them both down

2006-07-26 11:04:07 · answer #10 · answered by Shybruh 2 · 0 0

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