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I have a big problem. It has been foretold thousands of years ago of my second coming. now that I am here, I am seen as a mental patient where ever I go and nobody believes that I am God in flesh. I was sent down from heaven as it is time for me to release you from your sins but you are all ignorant sheep and do not want me to save you. You go and pray in churches, mosques and temples of all sorts, you all pray for the same God, me, yet when I am here, you want to put me in an assylum. May the wrath of YOUR FATHER be upon you.

2006-07-26 10:49:28 · 18 answers · asked by Jesus in the flesh 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

18 answers

yay!!!

jesus is my new best friend.

hahaha

this is the greatest question I have seen on here by far!

2006-07-26 10:52:11 · answer #1 · answered by myotheremail108 3 · 0 0

that's interesting. It is said that when Jesus comes again he will rise as the sun in the east and the whole world will see his coming at the same time. - I don't remember such a significant occurance happening recently. Ever hear of a FALSE PROHPET? there are supposed to be three false Christs come before he actually arrives! One down!

2006-07-26 17:58:26 · answer #2 · answered by Carolyn T 5 · 0 0

I understand you totally. I have been waiting for your arrival. When did you arrive? As I've been told, you were not accepted in your own home. Please do me a favor, please grace me with your presence and I shall prepare an oil to wash your feet with. I have faith in you. I'm sure you know how to contact me... even in the spirit world!!!
The devil is real busy, as evident by all the non-believers who speak against you and the Bible. Truly their lives can be saved if we earnestly pray for them. I will include all the non-believers in my prayers tonight, for they need a revelation of truth and they need to be shown the grace that is available if they truly seek answers from God. Again, the devil/satan is busy, with all his lies, deception and his methods of trickery.

2006-07-26 18:00:16 · answer #3 · answered by Ms-No-It-All 4 · 0 0

A God-Mocker is the worst possible sin.
Go read the God Mockers book.
Best yet, read the Bible and ask forgiveness for your sin of mocking God!

2006-07-26 17:55:51 · answer #4 · answered by BelleoftheBall 2 · 0 0

I don't want to put you in an asylum. I want to put you out of your misery so that you are reunited with you Heavenly Father. LOL. You need pills and a lot of spiritual guidance. Try Kaiser Permenante and your local church.

2006-07-26 17:55:01 · answer #5 · answered by elitetrooper459 3 · 0 0

Jesus you are not, he would know how to spell asylum. However that is a Good point, with today's society we're so quick to judge and put someone in a rubber room who knows?

2006-07-26 18:03:23 · answer #6 · answered by red dragon 5 · 0 0

Its nice that they at least give you a few minutes a day in the computer lab. All this anger is unhealty though. Get well soon Jesus!

2006-07-26 17:54:09 · answer #7 · answered by Ann Tykreist 3 · 0 0

Jesus is here in our Midst among all his Anointed. . and inhabits his praises. When Jesus comes to end all things of this world all his Saints will be with him. And I will know because I will be with him. But your thoughts are inspiring.

2006-07-26 18:03:15 · answer #8 · answered by kritikos43 5 · 0 0

Well, the antichrsit will be impersonating Christ, so why not his followers? This is to be expected and has been foretold. Do not be led astray.

2006-07-26 17:59:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Blaspemy.
Shame on you.
You will be judged in the end.You better believe it.

2006-07-26 17:53:02 · answer #10 · answered by MaryBeth 7 · 0 0

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