I think I'm the first one to ever ask this question.
2006-07-26 10:13:55 · 16 answers · asked by Danny Tanner Owns You 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
i just farted in front of the hottest guy in the office
2006-07-26 10:15:52 · answer #1 · answered by nyhc 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was looking for a new swimsuit. I had been hunting for one almost all day and driving my husband nuts. I finally decided to go into this one store that was new to the mall. I found a couple of suits that I wanted to try on. Their sizes seemed a little off but I'm petite so I didn't think anything of it. Anyway I went into the dressing room and proceeded to try them on. They were so tight I just gave up. As I was coming out of the dressing room I realized that this was a little girls store!!! No wonder the sales ladies were looking at me funny! I got out of there in a big hurry! My husband couldn't stop laughing at me when he realized what it was too! To this day I feel embarrassed just walking by the store...Gotta wonder if they have my picture in their back room framed with the words "Crazy lady" under it. Ugg!
2006-07-26 17:24:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was when I was shopping in Arizona. Suddenly, I felt like I really need to go really bad!! So when I was on my way to zip my pants up, a woman just opened my door. Freak, I sit down and my butt fell down the water in the toilet. (Yeah, ewww!!) Unfortunately, Arizona was very hot so i didnt wear any jacket to cover my butt. I have to walk out with a wet butt! Things got worse when I heard a boy behind me said, Who the heck is that freak with a puddle on her a$$?. When I turned just a bit a see who he is, it turns out he was my crush that I flirt with for the whole year!!!! It was a very bad day. Now I wonder if he knows who I was. That happend last week, by the way.
2006-07-26 22:17:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mom, grandparents and me went to the White Mountains for a vacation at this private lake that had really cool cabins. One day I saw this kid fishing by our cabin and I thought he was really cute. My grandpa decided that he wanted to get to know him and later on became good friends with him. One day we went to the store and My grandpa got the kid some worms. When we got home he went to take a nap. My grandma was already asleep and my mom was in the kitchen. She begged and pleaded me to take the worms to the kid because she was to tied up. Finally I said yes. his cabin was down this hill and across a small bridge. I found him and said "hi". he took the worms and the moment he turned his back to me I ran so fast up that hill and across the bridge. I was so embarrassed I wouldn't even go out side when my mom asked if i wanted to go for a walk. When she came back she said to me, "I met that boy...he said that he missed talking to you. Oh! And he says your a really fast runner!" So in the end...It wasn't really that bad, but it was really funny!
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2006-07-26 17:39:18 · answer #4 · answered by grlwiththegreeneyes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was in a youth Christmas pageant at church, "Presents for Jesus." All the kids had to be dressed up as gifts. My mom bought a refrigerator box and wrapped it. She tried to stick me inside but it was too big, so my neck barely poked out and they had to carry me on stage. I ended up falling off stage in the middle of "O Holy Night" and I got carpet burn on my face.
2006-07-26 17:18:16 · answer #5 · answered by Amber R 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no your not, i answered a question like this once. but anyways-i was in 6th grade and i didn't really know my way around the school. i have bathrooms on both ends of my school so i went to the end i don't normally use, and i walked into the bathroom-the wrong bathroom. whats worse? there was a guy in their-using the urinal-my crush. and when he finished he looks at me like-uhh..and i was liked shocked so i said "am i in the wrong bathroom?" and he's like "Ya!" and so like i ran out. i have never felt so embarresed!
2006-07-26 17:17:28 · answer #6 · answered by HELP! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well mine is when me and my bf went to a college basketball game and we were walking to the ticket booth and the crack on the ground was up i guess and i tripped on it and started rolling on the grass my bf was cracking up laughing and that was my most embarrasing moment
2006-07-26 17:17:05 · answer #7 · answered by Hailey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was a teenager I was in the 'fashion show' where we modeled the dress we made in home ec class. I was so nervous that I threw up on stage all over my dress
2006-07-26 17:17:43 · answer #8 · answered by Jue 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I made the mistake of offering the alien spacecraft a slice of cheese-cake not knowing of their lactose intolerance.They went down in the desert...The occupants swore they would return and chop off peoples heads....I told them we had our own "alien/ Islam" and THEY really enjoy chopping off peoples heads PLUS the get VIRGINS for doing it! So, I was left with cake on my face.And didn't even get laid!
2006-07-26 18:29:52 · answer #9 · answered by mitchskram 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
running into a pizza place to collect a pizza during heavy rain and then getting into the car, telling my hubby to hurry up cos i'm starving and horny, only to be told by a strange voice that i was in the wrong car.!!!!
2006-07-26 17:20:11 · answer #10 · answered by need2know 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was receiving the services of a lady of the evening, and the cops rolled up on us, and turned out she was a he.
2006-07-26 17:18:46 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋