So, I wake up this morning and go to the bathroom. What do you think I found? I found a bunch of chihauhuas splashing in my tub and getting water on my floor. In the kitchen was one cooking breakfast and yelling "yo quiero Toco Bell". Another one was on my couch smoking dope and another reading pornography. I turned around and saw one holding a knife and growling at me while another was kicked back drinking beer. Another was humping my chair.
This really freightened me. So, I ran out and started the lawn mower. Suddenly,they all raised their heads to full attention and listened intently. All of them ran out towards the lawn mower wagging their tails while I dashed for the door. I shut the doors and locked them all out.
Wasn't this a close call?
2006-07-26 09:26:39 · 15 answers · asked by kubrickian 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
Wake up, honey. It's okay. You are safe now.
2006-07-26 09:43:51 · answer #1 · answered by hisgirl_2455 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
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2016-11-26 01:19:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, you are overreaching in the comedy department. Honestly, whatever time it took you to put this together might have been better served writing something constructive.
IMPOSTER, thought you anti-illegals didn't participate in that; most of you criticize the pro amnesty group for that.
2006-07-26 10:03:16 · answer #3 · answered by Stomp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it was. Knife holding, beer drinking, pornography watching rats with big ears are very dangerous.
2006-07-26 09:30:40 · answer #4 · answered by Ludwig Wittgenstein 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you at least get a burrito out of the deal?
2006-07-26 09:36:23 · answer #5 · answered by Pitchow! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a similar experience but instead of chihuahuas (correct spelling by the way ) they were red necks.......
2006-07-26 09:43:58 · answer #6 · answered by Hammer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you think of things like that? Amazing
2006-07-26 09:36:32 · answer #7 · answered by *** The Earth has Hadenough*** 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
But the big question is ... did they mow your lawn???
2006-07-26 10:00:19 · answer #8 · answered by Sashie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK!! Are you on some kind of medications?? I bet you forgot to take them! Anyways, thanks for the 2 points!!
2006-07-26 09:31:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh so they showed up huh?
2006-07-26 09:57:45 · answer #10 · answered by gidget lil bit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋