an elderly woman goes to the butcher store.she asks the butcher man for the freshest turkey.the butcher man goes to the back & brings a 5lb."Here you go.The freshest we got today."The woman looks at it skeptical.She puts her finger in the bottom of the turket."No it's not.This one is from 5 days ago.Get me the freshest from today."The butcher man was amazed at how accurate she was. He goes to the back & brings her another one. "Alright. This one is the freshest one from today."Again the woman sticks her finger in the bottom."What am I stupid?!This one is from 3 days ago.Now stop the BS & bring me the one from today."Fustrated, the butcherman goes to the back & brings her the real one fresh from today.Testing it, the elderly woman sticks her finger in the bottom & agrees that it is the fresh one from today.As the butcherman is wrapping the turkey for her he asks,"I'm amazed at how accurate you figured out the freshness."Oh I've been do this for years.I never fail.Years of practice...
2006-07-26 08:35:32 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You wouldn't know yet, your too young even to be working here.By the way how old are you?" the butcherman pulls down his pants and shows her his rear."why don't you guess?!!"
2006-07-26 08:37:08 · update #1
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2006-07-26 08:54:45 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 8⤊ 2⤋
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2016-11-26 01:13:30 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-26 08:42:07 · answer #3 · answered by Bluepolka 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
~ha ha-i hope she never asks me my age, ewww!!!~
2006-07-26 08:50:23 · answer #4 · answered by hlpz76 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-26 09:00:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-26 09:11:58 · answer #6 · answered by JennyfferBCN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my that was good....
2006-07-26 08:55:04 · answer #7 · answered by opyankees_06 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sick and funny. :]
2006-07-26 08:47:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋