I mean, since there are so many of us who are going there (well, at least I know that I am, and from what I've been told, so is the other two-thirds of the world who are non-Christian), wouldn't it be nice to show up in something nicer than a handbasket?!?!
I mean, can't we pitch in and at least hire a stretch limo or something? Or would Humvees be more appropriate?
2006-07-26 08:24:40 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
d_chino_m: I've read as high as 33,000-plus different denominations.
2006-07-26 08:40:29 · update #1
I'm not offended. My granny used to say that a lot. Maybe a bullet train or something like that. My fanny's too big to go in a handbasket..LOL!
2006-07-26 08:29:11 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think we can do better than that. With 2/3's of the world, which ironically doesn't compose 2/3's of the world wealth...I think we could scrape together enough for some Learjets. I mean if were going to Hell we should travel in style right. Plus you can always join the Mile High Club on the way. Peace brother
2006-07-26 08:30:47 · answer #2 · answered by Jake S 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute. No handbaskets are about it. BTW I have a funny "Hell in a Handbasket" design on my first source.
2006-07-26 08:29:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a feeling that if you are headed to Hell you will not be traveling there in a hand basket. Hell isn't fun and games and the travel there isn't going to be an amusement park ride.
And by the way, You don't have to go there. You already know your a sinner or you wouldn't say that you were going there. Jesus died once for all. He has already died for your sins whether you accept him or not. All you have to do is accept what he did for you and you will be saved.
2006-07-26 08:34:44 · answer #4 · answered by rltouhe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Handbasket makers probably are.
2006-07-26 08:29:11 · answer #5 · answered by bonzo the tap dancing chimp 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It doesn't bother me in the least. I've been told I'm going to hell many times.. at least when they say it that way they give me transportation too. :o)
2006-07-26 08:29:47 · answer #6 · answered by genaddt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, if christians have it right, heaven will be a very small party indeed. As there are 10,000 + sects of christianity, they all can't be correct.
2006-07-26 08:31:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, a handbasket is just fine...
2006-07-26 08:28:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
their is only life no heaven no hell, heaven for me was the funeral of my father. and hell is knowing i have an electronic bug in my left ear.
2006-07-26 08:33:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is absolutely hilarious, thanks for the laugh and the two points.
2006-07-26 08:32:03 · answer #10 · answered by Only hell mama ever raised 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋