Bob goes into the public restroom and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arms. As Bob's standing there, taking care of business, he wonders to himself how the poor wretch is going to take a leak.
Bob finishes and starts to leave when the man asks Bob to help him out. Being a kind soul, Bob says, Ah, OK, sure, I'll help you. The man asks, Can you unzip my zipper?
Bob says, OK. Then the man says, Can you pull it out for me? Bob replies, Uh, yeah, OK. Bob pulls it out and it has all kinds of mold and red bumps, with hair clumps, rashes, moles, scabs, scars, and reeks something awful.
Then the guy asks Bob to point it for him, and Bob points for him. Bob then shakes it, puts it back in and zips it up.
The guy tells Bob, Thanks, man, I really appreciate it. Bob says, No problem, but what the hell's wrong with your penis?
The guy pulls his arms out of his shirt and says, I don't know, but I ain't touching it
2006-07-26 08:04:03 · 9 answers · asked by clownluv♥ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's GROSS!!!!!!!!!! I'll can't sleep thinking about that joke!
2006-07-26 09:07:15 · answer #1 · answered by Dan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too funny -- I was getting a little sick for a moment but that's good.
2006-07-26 15:09:59 · answer #2 · answered by butterfliesRfree 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah see.... old joke, but it was funny the first time check ya later â¥
2006-07-26 15:39:34 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha I like it a little sick in the middle but ok
2006-07-26 15:24:24 · answer #4 · answered by jcturtle001 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-07-26 15:08:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-07-26 15:58:19 · answer #6 · answered by opyankees_06 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
weird but funny : /
2006-07-26 15:13:09 · answer #7 · answered by Rosie : 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke! tell me another,pliz!!
2006-07-26 15:09:37 · answer #8 · answered by lollypop 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is hilarious!!!!!!
2006-07-26 15:40:07 · answer #9 · answered by luv 4 dogs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋