Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a State Policeman sees a car puttering along at 22 miles per hour. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"
So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five blondes - two in the front and three in the back of the car - wide-eyed and white as ghosts.
The driver is obviously confused, and says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"
"Ma'am," the officer replies, "you weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."
"Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly - twenty-two miles an hour," the old woman said proudly.
The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.
"But before I let you go, Ma'am," the officer says, "I have to ask... Is everyone in this car okay? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time."
"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute, officer. We just got off Route 119."
2006-07-26 07:42:19 · 13 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was funny! :D
2006-07-26 10:13:04 · answer #1 · answered by janinety2 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
that blonde knows better than i do. i have been given 2 men to do it for me so i dont look on the point of oil in my automobile.. hence i dont understand what a 710 is... or the position she pointed. ...
2016-10-15 05:50:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mean not all blonds are dumb!!! but it was a little funny
2006-07-26 07:52:39 · answer #3 · answered by Suzy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
made me laugh a little i like it though
2006-07-26 07:49:06 · answer #4 · answered by jcturtle001 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was the stupidest joke i've ever read!
2006-07-26 08:13:32 · answer #5 · answered by blahblahblah 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Long but worth to read.. :)
2006-07-26 07:48:35 · answer #6 · answered by Kathy© 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe... another blonde joke... hey.. shouldnt you be asleep?
2006-07-26 07:54:32 · answer #7 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was funny.
2006-07-26 08:40:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke. !
2006-07-26 16:04:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD JOKE, I JUST LOVED IT.
2006-07-26 07:48:28 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋