Ten points will go to the person who can provide the best one-line joke completing this set-up:
It was so hot today that...
2006-07-26 06:35:48 · 63 answers · asked by Mr. Curious 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Man! The creativity level is at an all-time low after 20 answers. Only one response has brought a chuckle to me, the rest were un-inventive, un-original, and un-funny. There has GOT to be at least one person on the Internet with a quick and clever wit.
2006-07-26 06:44:28 · update #1
I saw two trees fighting over a dog
I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking
the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground
It's hotter than a steel playground at noon
it will make you return things you never stole
are just a few that come to mind
2006-07-26 06:42:56 · answer #1 · answered by daanzig 4 · 1⤊ 4⤋
The future of our youth is at the hands of an idiotic, ignorant ****** who goes by the name of Mr. Curious. Contrary to his name, this man is not curious at all. Indeed he is a rather apathetic individual. It saddens me deeply that America's eager and untainted youth, never reach their full potential thanks to the education system and some moron, who graduated from a moron-breeding university to teach/disinform the future morons of America.
The disinforming of America continues...
2006-07-27 11:16:28 · answer #2 · answered by Mrs. Curious 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When life gives you lemons...send it back because Quaker made a mistake
The only way to f u c k someone over, is to do it on a ferris wheel.
Alzheimer's advantage: New friends every day.
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check ya later ♥
2006-07-26 06:48:25 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I crawled in the oven set at broil just to cool off.
2006-07-26 06:44:12 · answer #4 · answered by dogsrwork 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
it was so hot today that i drinked a gallon of ice water and swam across the Pacific ocean and dance with a penguin
2006-07-26 06:42:38 · answer #5 · answered by thick andrich 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Even Tammy Faye Baker's makeup melted....
2006-07-26 06:47:44 · answer #6 · answered by 'Barn 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
It was so hot today that when I went next door to sleep with my next door nieghbor,I must've been delusional cuz when he came to the door he was a woman.
2006-07-26 06:51:30 · answer #7 · answered by hottgirld 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It was so hot today I held a BBQ on my stomach. I'm holding another on Saturday.
2006-07-26 06:46:39 · answer #8 · answered by Mariah♥ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
all the crickets and little varmits came in from under my door to get away from the heat. When they got in and got cooled off, their little bodies couldn't take the coolness, so they died.
2006-07-26 14:11:02 · answer #9 · answered by So_real 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.....
2006-07-26 06:37:20 · answer #10 · answered by They call me ... Trixie. 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋