I read that several times a week at nighttime Chuck Norris has a truck pull up to his house full of ORPHANS! He teaches them lessons about life at his home. Chuck Norris then proceeds to turn up his system and BLASTS "It's a Hard Knock Life" while repeatedly Roundhouse Kicking them in the face for a half an hour straight. Then in unison they all say, "Thank you Mr. Norris!" and board the truck and then leave.
Is this true or you think Walker is actually that nice to help these children with their behavior?
2006-07-26 06:32:54 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
This is the craziest thing I've heard in a long time.....does it end with.....and everybody lived happily ever after? LOL
2006-07-26 06:35:25 · answer #1 · answered by daljack -a girl 7 · 5⤊ 2⤋
Ha ha ha this jogs my memory of my middle college days while every person in my type used to make those Chuck Norris jokes lol...:P Chuck Norris would not examine books, he merely stares them down till he gets the help he needs out of them. in case you have 5 funds and Chuck Norris has 5 funds, Chuck Norris has extra effective than you.
2016-11-03 01:21:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its mostly true. The problem is a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris is fatal, so there wouldn't be any survivors.
2006-07-26 06:35:10 · answer #3 · answered by Phoenix 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck norris used to be an air force cop. All the time he wasted checking ID's at the gate must have been frustrating. He has to get the frustration out somehow.
2006-07-26 06:35:43 · answer #4 · answered by bob l 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
2006-07-26 06:38:38 · answer #5 · answered by bogoyatoo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard he uses a live rattle snake as a condom.
He counted to infinity ...... twice.
He has been to mars, that is why there is no life there.
When he falls into the water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Norrised.
He won the Indy 500 pulling a ricshaw.
His tears can cure cancer, but alas, he never cries.
He's an amazing dude is all I can say.
2006-07-26 06:39:13 · answer #6 · answered by JFra472449 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that in the beginning, God said "Let there be light," and there was. Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the head and said "Turn that s**t off!" and then God created night.
2006-07-26 06:35:34 · answer #7 · answered by Wookie on Water 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's a good guy doing what he can. A roundhouse to the face goes a long way towards helping those kids.
2006-07-26 06:34:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There would be so many law suits against Chuck if that was the case. I would say that its a lie. Total lie.
2006-07-26 06:37:07 · answer #9 · answered by edwards_j 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im sry but there is no truth to him hitting them, but chuck has helpped out less fortunate kids, he is not the type to rub there noses in to life,
2006-07-26 06:37:16 · answer #10 · answered by close_my_eyes2002 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This sounds strange, but possible. These celebrities are a bit eccentric.
2006-07-26 06:34:48 · answer #11 · answered by I Know Nuttin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋