2006-07-26 06:18:31 · 44 answers · asked by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 in Health ➔ Diet & Fitness
- How would you like it if I ate a bus and stood on you??
- Why are you always on top?
- Why don't you just SIT on my face next time? I'm sure your A$$ smells even better!!
- Did you know that I'm the only one who can see that tiny thingy??
- UMPH, How'd you fit through the door??
- I only fear that you will need me for lunch meat and make a sandwich out of me next time. Hippo.
- I guess there's safety in NUMBERS!!
- Well, my wheel's spinning, does yours even turn anymore?
- Don't you EVER F#%@&!$ DO THAT AGAIN!
- Can't you WARN me next time?
- It's only been a hour since the last time! Can't you let me sleep you buffalo??
2006-07-26 17:22:43 · answer #1 · answered by Antny 5 · 11⤊ 1⤋
A bathroom scale is one among the things usually seen in ones bathroom. It became the necessity especially for females who give high emphasis on their body contour and health. This days the so called digital bathroom scales became available but what they say however are programized as saying hello,ready,and announces your current weight checked. But if we put in a situation that a bathroom scale could talk,the first thing it will say I guess is" Hi! Is there something new today?" Then I suggest it might sing to cheer you up with this song (to the tune of "You Can Count on Me")....♫ ♫ You can step on me, I'll always be around,I will weigh you now whether its up or down.Up and top were checking,gain or loss quite exciting....♫ ♫
2006-07-26 20:06:06 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ lani s 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tilt. I have always been thin. Until I got married and stopped running. I would like to lose 10-15 pounds. I am 6 feet tall, but my height has not kept up with my weight. I weighed 98 pounds as a high school sophomore(I wrestled and had to make weight) 175 would be ideal, but life isn't ideal, so I cover my eyes when I get on the scales. Does defeat the purpose though.
2006-07-26 08:16:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My bathroom scale wouldn't say a damn word, not to me anyway, it's still sulking from last time. But as soon as my back was turned, it'd be on the phone to Amnesty International!
2006-07-26 21:42:29 · answer #4 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would groan in the most pitiable way, that I literally jump off and don't even look at the figures...lol
I definitely need a scale that is more user friendly and cheerful...one that will talk back to me, encourage me or give me hell when I keep adding the pounds.
But then, do we really need more stress in our lives by having a talking scale? lol
2006-07-26 08:24:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Shlumpy!
Ya seem a little waley today Sir Eats Alot. What ya been doin', bobbing for deep fried Mars bars again! Man what the heck am I gonna do with you? You can do it boy... get off your computer, stop answering all those Yahoooooo questions and GO FOR A WALK!
2006-07-29 00:12:24 · answer #6 · answered by Ouros 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do you have to put me in the stinkiest room in the house? The entryway table has a pretty cake life if you ask me. I hate you.
Actually I don't even own a scale.
2006-07-26 06:58:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would discuss films and books with me, occasionally take me out for a beer, and every morning tell me I look fantastic.
I just thought I'd say what my ideal bathroom scales would do :)
2006-07-26 22:10:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"psst...psst, hey you come over here, yeah you. What are you weight-ing for? Jump aboard, give me a whirl. Yeah, you might need to watch what you eat a little more. Do I have to pound that into your head? Just an ounce of prevention would have avoided this problem."
2006-07-26 15:15:47 · answer #9 · answered by Sassy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well lucky me my scale speaks in tongues, and something about stones I guess its from the motherland so my decistone
math isnt quite up to par. So i guess cheers. and god save the Queen.
2006-07-26 11:04:18 · answer #10 · answered by Jujeaux 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋