2006-07-26 06:07:18 · 9 answers · asked by klunk 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Military
Show him a paratrooper on crutches lol.
i got your sheep Mickey Mantle
2006-07-26 06:56:49 · answer #1 · answered by RunningOnMT 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Tell him the Navy guards their own ships because they don't trust the Marines anymore. Then tell him the Army did more amphibious landings in WWII than the Marines did, the last time the Marines did anything really important in a war. :)
AIRBORNE
2006-07-26 20:33:06 · answer #2 · answered by 34andlivingwithmomanddad 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a DVD for a movie like "Major League" or "Major League 2" or "City Slickers" and put it in the VCR.
Make fun of the bureaucracy that the ARMY represents.
Tell him you're afraid of the BUGS and of TWIGS SNAPPING at night when you go camping.
2006-07-26 13:26:38 · answer #3 · answered by urbancoyote 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him that George Bush is qualified to be commander and chief during wartime because he was a "REAL SOLDIER". For those of you who don't get it, the all caps is to denote a lot of sarcasm.
2006-07-26 13:15:21 · answer #4 · answered by Lawrence Louis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him heis going to go home BEFORE he is a casualty. Yeah!
2006-07-26 13:11:17 · answer #5 · answered by Lottie W 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Show them a Muslim eating pork
2006-07-26 13:09:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ask him to read a book.
2006-07-26 15:11:13 · answer #7 · answered by John H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask him how does he like being in the Navy..............or do you know why Marines are on Navy ships?.............sheep would be too obvious...............AIRBORNE!!
2006-07-26 13:11:34 · answer #8 · answered by Mickey Mantle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell him you are in the army.
2006-07-26 19:27:20 · answer #9 · answered by ssgtusmc3013 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋