Ok so this one time i was in a feild at night and i was thinking about jesus. Then suddenly this strange feeling came over me as if i was being sucked out of my body. and then i looked down and there was this great big light. After a few moments it appeared to be jesus on his knees at my feet giving me a fantastic bj. Well i was on 12 hits of acid but does this mean jesus is gay? PLease HELP i dont know what to do???????
2006-07-26 06:03:23 · 37 answers · asked by the holy divine one 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Just because Jesus likes to give a BJ every now and then doesn't mean he's gay. After all, if Jesus is god and god made the world, then god is responcible for why BJ's feel so damn good. Jesus was just helping you to realize that with his slammin' style.
2006-07-26 06:10:06 · answer #1 · answered by vertical732 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This was YOUR vision, not Jesus's. If there are any homosexual tendencies, they're yours.
However, an acid-induced illusion is no different than a dream. Things you see aren't to be taken literally. Jesus is a man, but he also represents a very powerful man to Christians. What is more belittling than a man giving a bj to another man? Perhaps this is your way of putting Jesus in perspective. Maybe you feel like he has too much power in your life. Maybe Jesus represents another male figure that you'd like to feel less threatened by - your dad, a teacher, etc.
Don't freak out over this. It's really not a big deal. This was not a vision from God.
2006-07-26 06:07:10 · answer #2 · answered by FozzieBear 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Praise God, remember that Jesus is himself God and is light and can never be associated with any social immorality, injustice nor gaysm.That was the Devil the enemy, the Bible Quotes him as the liar,a thief and a destroyer. So let me take this opportunity to remind u that what u saw was about the devil who likes to assume the character of Jesus to confuse God's people. Brethren just Pray or God is faithful he will save u from the snares of the devil that flies by he night.
2006-07-26 06:26:51 · answer #3 · answered by raphael o 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From the lost gospel of Mark.
Jesus rolled away the stone from the door of the tomb. And straightway, going in where the youth was, he stretched forth his hand and raised him, seizing his hand. But the youth, looking upon him, loved him and began to beseech him that he might be with him. And going out of the tomb they came into the house of the youth, for he was rich. And after six days Jesus told him what to do and in the evening the youth comes to him, wearing a linen cloth over his naked body. And he remained with him that night, for Jesus taught him the mystery of the kingdom of God.
2006-07-26 06:08:52 · answer #4 · answered by lifelover 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK you were hallucinating that is why you thought that you saw jesus your mind was just playing tricks on you Jesus is perfect he never sins
Bj's are an act Sexual Immortality
which=a sin
Jesus never sinned he is perfect
so it is not possible
also take your sick mind else where
OK lifelover
i just read the gospel of mark in the last week and that is not in there so please don't make the bible seem wrong
2006-07-26 06:10:27 · answer #5 · answered by brookiebrooke 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would it really scare you to find that Jesus was gay? (The jury is still out on that one...) Despite the trip you were on, Jesus only wants you to be happy, and he seemed to be doing his best to make YOU happy at the time. I think the real question here is would Jesus be worried to know YOU are gay?
2006-07-26 06:09:47 · answer #6 · answered by The Mystic One 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, the fact that jesus only hung around with 12 guys for years made him gay.
2006-07-26 06:13:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to print out your question and save it. And then someday when you realize the truth about Jesus, you can get on your knees with your printed out question and beg, beg, BEG Jesus to forgive your insolence, ignorance, and ugliness.And the beauty of it, He will just because He loves you. And then you'll really feel like an idiot.
2006-07-26 07:59:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have sick fantasies!! Ewwww.... That is so nasty. This was obviously just something from the drugs!! And it must have been one of your friends giving you the bj. So get off the drugs, and go track down your gay friend!
2006-07-26 06:23:13 · answer #9 · answered by silverboy470 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you were on 12 hits of acid that should answer your question
2006-07-26 06:07:38 · answer #10 · answered by zachdavid100 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋