Willys cynical thought for the day;
We could all learn something from the weather. It doesn't care if anybody criticizes or praises it; it just does its own freaking thing!
Marijuana has been proven to have a multitude of medicinal uses. And it's not just bunch of potheads wanting to smoke pot either! 2% of them would reap actual medical benefits!!! Here’s Cannabis Canada’s recommended dosage:
Symptom/Illness - Treatment
Glaucoma - 1/4 ounce per week, use as needed
Asthma - two large bong hits per attack
Minor burns - 1 joint every 4-6 hours
Insomnia - bowl at bedtime and as soon as you wake up
Depression - three large bong hits, 5-8 times per day
Hangnail - 1/2 ounce per week as long as symptoms persist
Feel kinda funny - pot brownies after each meal
My balls itch - antifungal cream applied to balls, and 2 - 3 joints per day
Jonesin' for some pot - 1 full ounce every 4 days, refill as needed
Waay tooo stoned man - Smoke as much as needed until you feel 'normal' again
Can't cope with shine - Stay in bed and smoke plenty of pot until better
Getting bored with Quake - One large bong hit everytime you save game
Paranoia - Smoke as much pot as humanly possible (while you still can)
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2006-07-26 05:57:39 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
From; WILLYS JOKES 7/22/06 For the Pothead's on my list! I ain't had a toke in 10 yrs!
2006-07-26 05:59:06 · update #1
lol and Ta-Da Alex's cynical thought of the day,
Ever notice how everyone you talked to in highschool said the hated drama? Well see the funny thing is if we all hate drama why the hell do we start it? If everyone in the world claims they hate highschool drama then why is it that everyone in the world starts stupid drama everyday? hmmmm just a thought lol check ya later ♥
2006-07-26 06:56:51 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 27⤊ 3⤋
I dont smoke, and yes i can agree that some pot: weed. can actually be good for you- In small amounts.
I think that pot is a way of keeping people's brains in a daze... why do you need to smoke to forget the days troubles or if you are bored? do something pro active. learn a new language or something great.
pot should be smoked in small doses only.ie have a small spliff after work and a glass of wine. that's it...
2006-07-26 06:03:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Frogbailey76>>>congratulations on getting relief from smoking a bong for your asthma. If I could only get a prescription for it myself maybe I wouldn't hurt so bad that I feel like I am dying. *SIGH*
2006-07-26 06:06:02 · answer #3 · answered by ~Sheila~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that LOL good I think I need some but I dont wanna lose my good job
2006-07-26 06:03:58 · answer #4 · answered by Kim 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I haven't had one in 15. But half my friends still do it. Nice list, though.
2006-07-26 06:11:50 · answer #5 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe, Haha.
2006-07-26 06:02:37 · answer #6 · answered by rhonda y 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I use my bong inhaler for my asthma everyday! Let me tell you it works!
2006-07-26 06:00:14 · answer #7 · answered by frogbailey76 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats a good list
2006-07-26 15:23:13 · answer #8 · answered by beardedoctopus 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must be a pothead!!
2006-07-26 06:02:44 · answer #9 · answered by Shay~Shay 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice list..
2006-07-26 06:04:16 · answer #10 · answered by valiantw2001 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋