I ain't been married but this a funny un! Willys cynical thought for the day;
If love is blind why is lingerie so freaking popular?
A guy, recently married to a widow, was accosted by a friend who laughingly remarked, "I suppose, like all women who have been married before, your wife sometimes talks about her first husband?"
"Oh, not any more," the guy replied.
"What stopped him?" asked the friend.
"I started talking about my next wife," said the guy. Ha-ha-ha-ha!
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2006-07-26 05:40:24 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
From; WILLYS JOKES 7/22/06 For the Pothead's on my list! I stopped fuxin round wit stuff in 95!
2006-07-26 05:41:44 · update #1
OK, heres one, censored of course, wouldn't want to offend anyone. Here goes.
A married man has just spent the afternoon making fantastic love to his girlfriend. When they are done, he tells her to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and soil, which she does. He puts the shoes on and goes home. His wife confronts him at the door and asks where he spent the afternoon. He says, " I just spent the whole afternoon making Fantastic love with my girlfriend". To which she replies, "You Did Not, you Liar, you were playing Golf"!
Sorry if you have heard that one.
2006-07-26 06:30:54 · answer #1 · answered by Sue Chef 6 · 6⤊ 3⤋
lol very clever and awesome check ya later ♥
2006-07-26 06:58:36 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!!bol funny funnty^^
2006-07-26 05:53:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah that's cool... very funny.
2006-07-26 06:05:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhaahhahahahaa i bet she would really stop.
2006-07-26 05:47:25 · answer #5 · answered by alloy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
2006-07-26 14:11:50 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋