WIFE: Honey, you eat. I'm ready.
HUSBAND: I'm full eh.
WIFE: I mean not the food. My p_ssy.
HUSBAND: that's why I'm full, It's my secretary's birthday.
She offered me to eat !!!
2006-07-26 05:34:23 · 5 answers · asked by alexcruz56 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol.....ok heres one more
A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.
The group consisted of 12 women and 1 man. After a few months, the women grew horny and it was decided that the man needed to take two women a day and they allowed him to have Sundays off.
One day on a day off, he was just relaxing when he noticed a boat nearing. He felt hopeful that maybe they would be rescued, at last.
The boat was almost to the island when the guy noticed it was a man in the boat. As he got out the first guy said "Oh my God buddy, am I ever glad to see YOU, To which the second guy responded "Well alright sweetie! It's been a long time for me too."
The first man exclaimed "Oh hell, there go my Sundays!"
2006-07-26 05:40:07 · answer #1 · answered by jeki_dslo 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes the joke is funny but what is really hilarious about it>>the secretary is the man's wife. :P
2006-07-26 12:52:13 · answer #2 · answered by ~Sheila~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Either the secretary's gonna find a new boss OR the boss's gonna find a new secretary!
2006-07-26 12:40:36 · answer #3 · answered by giko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-07-26 12:55:46 · answer #4 · answered by QuestionOnMyMind 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't know 'bout u all..but this joke is so darn..HILL-larious!!
l o l !!!
2006-07-26 12:40:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋