Who can tell the best joke?

Question

who can tell the best joke the person with the best joke gets 10 points!

Answer 1

what is a sponge o metter


A sponge who is on a metter

Answer 2

This was voted as the best joke in the world:-

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?"

Answer 3

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.

"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"

Watson ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."

Answer 4

Here's a joke there are three mothers with there sons in the doctor's room. The doctor says to the first mother: You are obsessed on food, you called your son Ham". Then he said to the second mother:"You are obsessed on drinks, you called your son Scotch". The third mother was leaving and said to her son" C'mon let's go home, Dick"
Or this one two persons are talking about traveling to Germany. One says" I found the most shortest way to Germany but we must jump 100 walls. What do you say?"
The anther one" OK then let's go"
They were jumping and jumping and jumping, when they reached the 20st wall one ask" Are you tired?"
The other said "No lets continue"
They jump and when they reached the 40 wall, "Are you tired?" said again, the answer was"No lets continue"
They jumped 50 walls "Are you tired?"
"No lets finish our road"
They jumped and jumped and when they reached the 90st wall, one asked:Are you tired?"
The other man said" Yes let's go back"

Answer 5

Sam is over at Anni's house after meeting her parents for the very first time. While at the supper table he figured it was a good time to get on the right side of his future mother-in-law.

Sam turned to Anni's mother and remarked, "These are excellent fishcakes."

Anni pulled Sam close to her and whispered in his ear, "You should go and wash your hands, those are peanut butter cookies!" Bwaaaaahahahaha!

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Answer 6

Nobody can, there's always going to be a better joke out there.

Answer 7

Man to servent :Go out and water the plants.
Servent :Sir,Its raining outside.
Man:So what!! take an umbrella and go.

Answer 8

Why cant skeletons play an instroment


Becuz they dont have any organs!

Answer 9

What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?

A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

Answer 10

whats the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You cannot hear an enzyme.....