My girlfriend thinks all I care about is sex, so I wrote a terrific poem about the woods. Why did she hate it?

Question

Creatures Met on the Wooded Trail ~


One day I came upon a stream
And heard some girls let out a scream

They had decided to do some skinny dipping
The sight of them sent my mind a skipping

There it was a natural as wooded pine
I saw some beaver dam that’s fine

I shouted for the girls to stop their splashing
But they kept up their gyrations and flashing

Then out of no where I saw it again
And for my good luck I thought amen

I worried they might disturb the creature
But I couldn’t ignore their best feature

It was quick to be sure but my eyes did not fail
I am delighted to report I saw some beaver tail

Answer 1

And when I got home to you my sweet
bowing low and kissing your feet
telling you about my wicked walk
acting the part of the big, bad, jock
you hit me with your fists so hard
no chance for me to lift my guard
a black and blue lump you did make
"what did I do" for goodness sake

My walks in the woods have been curtailed
my chances to get some have miserably failed
for that one fleeting moment of beaver tail
have cost me my rewards of being a male
"no more for you" is what I hear you say
the walk in the woods.....this is how I pay

Answer 2

and you're askin why she didn't like the poem?? either you think she's a beaver or your not that into her......I mean if you write a poem to a girl, it has to be a nice love poem, not some poem about a beaver and some trees!! Think about it, do you still want to know why she hated it?? If I were you I wouldn't even consider being with you, I'm sorry but.....You're crazy about sex, look for some girl that shares the same interest!! Good Luck

Answer 3

You have not want sex from her for a while. From a woman prospective, what do you do for her romantic. Do you cook dinner for her, bring flowers, play good music, massage her, bring bkft to bed, do things that a couple would do. You don't have no respect for her. The poem sound sexual But I couldn’t ignore their best feature and And heard some girls let out a scream They had decided to do some skinny dipping The sight of them sent my mind a skipping. You made the situation worse. You need to apologize and do one of things that I have mention above. You need to to learn how to be romantic beside sexual. There books, how to videos, learn it. She might be your wife someday.

Answer 4

You are definitely not Edgar Alan Poe. Not a bad poem but not a romantic poem. It is also true that women are not happy unless they are unhappy. If you did not think about sex or want anything to do with her she would be giving you hell also. The smartest thing you can do is surrender now; as you are never going to be able to win. Women are the master who must be obeyed by we the low life scum males who are allowed to worship and serve them. Accept this and you will someday be allowed to die peacefully in your sleep.

Answer 5

In the very last line, change "some" to "a" ... it ripples better off the tounge.

When referring to Beavers, it is generally good to have a few of them laying around, however, it is also important to pay attention to the one in your hand.

In matters of Beavers, one in the hand is worth two in the Busch.

Answer 6

I don' t know why she hated it, sounds like a great experience. Seems like you met some interesting creatures on the wooded trail. Where is this trail, so I can experience some great wooden moments.

Answer 7

This is actually one of the finest poems I’ve ever read; I wonder what exactly she is looking for in a poem, what would a woman need more than a poem about woods!!

Answer 8

X&Y......I agree. You really need to grow up. I loved it and what perfect timing you have. I just watched a show on animal planet called.......Leave It To The Real Beavers.

Answer 9

Wow. Speechless. properly, per chance no longer. Are you planning on killing this woman? Is she useless and buried? heavily. mild gained't grace my love purely the morning dew (because she's buried on your outdoor?) Visions of heaven a cloudless sky eternal peace for her (because you killed her?) carry her decrease back in desires (on account that she's useless and it is the purely position you'll locate her?) Earthbound covers shift (does this propose the grass on your backyard splits open to bare her corpse?) continuously whispers contained in the evening (somewhat tell tale heart action going huh) Victory of darkness over me airy lover without structure (her ghost?) Regrets too many contained in the morning mild (regretting the stench from her rotting corpse each and every morning you awaken?) you're one ill pup.

Answer 10

Dude!!!!!!
You know why she hated it!!!
Totally all about sex!!!!
What you should have done was had a guy you know who writes real poems all that lovely dovey stuff and given it to her instead of talking about the beavers and the woodies!!!!!
Dudeeeeee!!!!!!