He was a God and I destroyed him with my own hands. God was killed by me a mere mortal. I now sit in his golden throne with his sexy lades fanning me off. I am the new God you must worship me and bring me my honey buns and nachos for they are my favorite foods. As the new God I shall make the world a better place by making George Bush disappear and fall into the deepest pits of hell where he will burn for ever. As the new God I shall bring peace to all and get rid of the illegal immigrants. As the new God you will never have to fear for I will rid of your enemies. As the new God you will have a new Ferrari Enzo. As the new God I shall make diarrhea perish. As the new God I will give you the technology to be able to travel into space like in star wars. As the new God you can watch the Superbowl at my house. But only one thing must be done you must go down on your knees and pray to me and worship me. P.S. I also destroyed Jesus. As now I must find a new virgin to create a new Jesus.
2006-07-26 04:26:11 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
so, who are you? what's your name?
2006-07-26 04:29:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! HECK NO! You can't kill Jesus or God.
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Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts,
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And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation.
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For this they willingly are ignorant of, that by the word of God the heavens were of old, and the earth standing out of the water and in the water:
2006-07-26 04:29:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the two "In God we have faith" and "One united states of america...decrease than God" - that are the two frequently pointed to as data the Founding Fathers meant this to be a Christian united states of america - did now not even look till the Nineteen Fifties! This became by using way of actuality McCarthy threatened any Congressman who voted against their enstatement with being labelled a Communist, and dropping their jobs and having their lives destroyed.
2016-12-10 14:52:34 · answer #3 · answered by sory 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First you need serious help but let's pretend if and I know it's impossible. If you killed God then I guess I would have to be killed as well as I will follow no other.
Peace Be With You,
Debra
2006-07-26 04:30:21 · answer #4 · answered by Debra M. Wishing Peace To All 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is the most blasphimus disrespectfull ireverent thing I have ever heard. One day you will stand before GOD and be judged and I pity for you. I truly feal bad for you that you are so missguided. One day you will be punished for your blasphemy and it will be worse than you can possibly imagin.
2006-07-26 09:33:52 · answer #5 · answered by Han Solo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Matthew 12:35-37
35The good man brings good things out of the good stored up in him, and the evil man brings evil things out of the evil stored up in him. 36But I tell you that men will have to give account on the day of judgment for every careless word they have spoken. 37For by your words you will be acquitted, and by your words you will be condemned
2006-07-26 04:35:33 · answer #6 · answered by williamzo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Lord!
2006-07-26 04:30:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont play with these religious fanatics on this site - next thing you know your front yard will be full of them.
2006-07-26 04:36:59 · answer #8 · answered by 3DDD 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you talked to a professional about this? I think a psychologist would be very interested to hear about your ascension.
2006-07-26 04:32:38 · answer #9 · answered by pelotahombre 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh no!! a deep space queer!!!
where are all these perverts coming from???
2006-07-26 04:30:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋