2006-07-26 04:20:12 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You'd be 1/4 alive.
half of one is 1/2
half of 1/2 is 1/4
2006-07-26 04:29:48 · answer #1 · answered by bradstaley 2 · 11⤊ 1⤋
That's a little old. Creativity makes a good joke.
2006-07-26 11:24:33 · answer #2 · answered by otexasgirlo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you die because 1/2 +1/2 = 1
2006-07-26 12:15:28 · answer #3 · answered by *******lover 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nothing. you start to recover after the first scare, so by the time the 2nd one comes along, you're okay:-)
2006-07-26 11:26:30 · answer #4 · answered by vanilla_bean_dream 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You get a free passport to Heaven.
2006-07-26 12:27:02 · answer #5 · answered by Shiny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old, old, old.
Same as what happens if you call a 800 number collect?
2006-07-26 11:29:39 · answer #6 · answered by racing_jrfan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you get scared twice :)
2006-07-26 11:56:26 · answer #7 · answered by Surf n' Snow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHY DO PEOPLE SAY YOU SCARED ME TO DEATH?WHEN THEIR STILL ALIVE?
2006-07-26 11:44:48 · answer #8 · answered by casper 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man, this is old!
2006-07-26 12:20:45 · answer #9 · answered by Shay~Shay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute,
You think.
2006-07-26 11:36:36 · answer #10 · answered by CYNDIITA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋