For example: Your momma so poor, that on christmas she gave you a tamale so you at least had something to open up.
2006-07-26 04:19:54 · 34 answers · asked by overcomehate 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Your momma is so fat, when she walked passed the TV i missed 3 ads
2006-07-26 04:23:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo momma is what they call a carpenter delight
flat as a board and easy to nail
Yo momma is so fat the put speed bumps in the buffet line
2006-07-26 04:34:12 · answer #2 · answered by Pdubb 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma so fat when she wanted a waterbed they just put a blanket on the Pacific Ocean.
Yo Momma so fat when she walks down the stairs she sounds like a beatbox. BoombattabatdaBoom
2006-07-26 04:27:06 · answer #3 · answered by DispatchGirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma thinks square roots r vegetables...
2006-07-26 06:25:07 · answer #4 · answered by risky_1986 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma so stupid, she's using Yahoo! Answers.
2006-07-26 04:22:22 · answer #5 · answered by jsprplc2006 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best 'Yo Momma' joke is You!
Disclaimer: Don't want to be mean, but you did asked...
2006-07-26 07:56:37 · answer #6 · answered by AILENE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so fat the fat rolls on her neck look like packages of hot dogs
2006-07-26 04:22:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so stupied,she brought a spoon to the super boul.
yo momma so stupied she went to a clippers game and thought she was gonna get a hair cut.
2006-07-26 06:36:02 · answer #8 · answered by pompomgirl292 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your momma so fat, she went to the zoo and they alarmed everyone that a hippo espcaped.
Your momma so fat she jumped in the ocean and the whales started singing "we are family"
2006-07-26 04:25:50 · answer #9 · answered by hally m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's just like a toliette, small, white, and smells like sh*t.
2006-07-26 04:23:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋