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2006-07-26 04:08:29 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Sure. Jesus has a few hisself. Very smart ones. He has robots that smite people with the push of a button. He actually has his robots turn his water into wine now. Hes hip dude.............Jesus is a wine-o. A robot loving wine-o.

2006-07-26 04:12:24 · answer #1 · answered by Theandysullivan 3 · 2 1

Robots have just as much soul as humans. But since Jesus doesn't exist and robot consciousness does, I wouldn't worry about it too much. Just watch out for the bible humpers my robot friend.

2006-07-26 04:12:27 · answer #2 · answered by Biggest Douche in the Universe 3 · 0 0

No because thats not his territory, but the robot jesus loves robots,

2006-07-26 04:11:21 · answer #3 · answered by andylegendoneill 2 · 0 0

Robots are not beings so what is there to love. God, gave humans free will so they won't be his robots so I don't think he really loves robots. Robots don't have any emotion or feelings.

2006-07-26 04:13:13 · answer #4 · answered by Coco 5 · 0 0

robots were not around when Jesus was so No

2006-07-26 04:15:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes, Jesus loves you - but not as much as Noezelle and I do, and lets face it - we're way hotter!

*Your cry for help was just in time Noezzelle - I should have been out the door 20 minutes ago! Oh well.........

2006-07-26 04:24:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No, robots have their own savior and heaven. Robotic Mel Gibson was screwed to a 1998 Ford explorer and had scalding hot motor oil dripped on him. He died for robots everywhere, and now they are welcome into his heaven

2006-07-26 04:11:53 · answer #7 · answered by Ian978 3 · 0 0

Robots are an abomination from the very pits of hell. No true christian would ever own one.

2006-07-26 04:20:14 · answer #8 · answered by 自由思想家 3 · 0 0

he has got human robots thay are the one runing the churches and gowing to them thay are like a bee hive with all the little drones

2006-07-26 05:36:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Robots dont have a soul. So, NO.

2006-07-26 04:10:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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