man in bar: Can I order you a drink?
woman reply: no thank you, it's bad for my legs.
man: sorry to hear what happens when having a drink.
woman: my legs open.
2006-07-26 03:01:40 · 17 answers · asked by Lionel W 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
L O L L O L L O L L O L Sounds like my sister.L O L !
2006-07-26 16:32:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-07-26 10:04:03 · answer #2 · answered by maxie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man walks into bar with a toucan on his shoulder.
Bartender: "Turn right around and take that a**h*** out of here!"
Man: "That's not an a**h***, that's a toucan!"
Bartender: "What makes you think I was talking to you?"
2006-07-26 10:10:05 · answer #3 · answered by buffalobjf 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved that one a maxine joke.
2006-07-26 10:04:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very clever check ya later â¥
2006-07-26 10:44:45 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didnt like that. It was creative.
2006-07-26 10:03:19 · answer #6 · answered by Baby Jack born 4/5/09 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i got it fairly creative but not rally all that funny
try this tho dont ask questions when your drunk. makes you look stupid
2006-07-26 10:05:10 · answer #7 · answered by aka_guardian 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmmm .... 5/10
2006-07-26 10:06:14 · answer #8 · answered by Jonny SA 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard better
2006-07-26 10:05:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, great one, but not that funny though
2006-07-26 10:03:22 · answer #10 · answered by Lil mama 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋