(Not the best but still gave me a chuckle.)
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped
him on the shoulder.
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up
over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate-glass window.
For a few moments, everything was silent in the cab, and then the
still-shaking driver said, "I'm sorry, but you scared the daylights out of
me."
The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize
a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.
The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my
first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years.
2006-07-26 02:52:52 · 13 answers · asked by wolcott_boy37 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! (Give that man 10 points, it was funny.)
2006-07-26 02:55:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
were given yet another taxi motive force & priest one. A taxi motive force in ny pulls over and shall we a clergyman get in. The priest sits down and tells him the position to pass. even as he's using, the taxi motive force sees a lawyer strolling in the course of the line, and under no circumstances purely any lawyer - this one screwed him out of $10 grand a twelve months decrease back. The taxi motive force had to hit him truly badly, yet he did not favor to do it in the front of a guy of God. So, he hatches a plan. correct as he pulls up close to the lawyer he pretends to pass out on the wheel. He loses administration of the automobile and crashes into yet another taxi. the subsequent ingredient he sees is a well being facility ceiling. he's hooked as a lot as an IV in a mattress. He sees the priest who were contained in the automobile coincidence sitting next to him, praying. "you're alive! praise the Lord!" the priest says. "Did I hit him? That lawyer that replaced into crossing the line?" the taxi motive force asks. "No," the priest replies, "yet I were given him with the door."
2016-10-15 05:36:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OLD, but still 9/10. Nice one.
2006-07-26 03:54:19 · answer #3 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty funny
2006-07-26 02:56:29 · answer #4 · answered by duncanchild7 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O.k you need to br gonged ! Like, it was c o r n y !
2006-07-26 16:34:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this one is very very old sorry sweetheart check ya later ♥
2006-07-26 03:46:03 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so wht
what u want to ask
first clear tht
2006-07-26 02:55:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
isnt taht funny
2006-07-26 03:03:01 · answer #8 · answered by skatygal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha so funny i cant believe it (sarchastically)
2006-07-26 03:05:56 · answer #9 · answered by allijo02011 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was great! I didn't see that coming
2006-07-26 02:56:03 · answer #10 · answered by nick m 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋