GOD IS SWELL
I like god, he is so neat
And he likes to smell my feet
He is good and he is kind
we got in a car crash and I broke my spine
I asked for him to heal my back
but instead I became addicted to crack
Why god, why? I asked the sky
But he doesn't answer, so instead I got high
The preacher says I must give to receive
He says I'm so smart, no way I could be deceived
Then one day I saw praying was useless
and that all the religious threats were toothless
So I became an atheist and everything's fine
and I don't have to give my money to a pixie in the sky
2006-07-26
02:26:51
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