"When the temptation to masturbate is strong, yell "Stop!" to those thoughts as loudly as you can. Then recite a portion of the Bible or sing a hymn."
[Mormon Guide to Self-Control]
2006-07-26 02:25:45 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
and that is why we have psycho-killers running around raping and murdering women!!!! I guess "STOP" doesn't work then!
2006-07-26 02:29:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever read.
It makes me want to masturbate all over the Mormon Guide to Self-Control.
2006-07-26 02:28:28 · answer #2 · answered by Biggest Douche in the Universe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Or the healthier thing to do is to go ahead and masturbate, just don't yell anything while you are doing it. It might attract attention
2006-07-26 02:29:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What? And then when I am thirsty --- I will also just yell STOP and my thirst will go away. If I have an itch -- I shall yell STOP and I won't scratch. What if I feel like dirty and need a shower? Shall I also yell STOP??!!
2006-07-26 02:28:46 · answer #4 · answered by butterfliesRfree 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To bad your mother didn't yell STOP to your dad when he was Having sex with her, instead of Beating his meat. Then we would have 1 less STUPID Question to put up with.
2006-07-26 02:44:19 · answer #5 · answered by play dough 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahaha!! man that would be freaky to walk in on....the yelling and the hymn singing I mean.
2006-07-26 02:28:13 · answer #6 · answered by sputmonkey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Strange to be talking about such stuff on line? Don't you have a parent or someone to talk too a friend or someone who might listen?
2006-07-26 02:30:59 · answer #7 · answered by Wayne S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now see this is why i think having a serious religion is just crazy cause of all the freaks out there that say crap like this
2006-07-26 02:29:50 · answer #8 · answered by aka_guardian 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man God gave us a body to use it and enjoy it, wake up and feel free to enjoy the beauty of all you can.
2006-07-26 02:33:29 · answer #9 · answered by Julia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No wonder they are losing their slim grip on reality!
2006-07-26 02:42:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋