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A man goes to the doctor and asks "Doc how come my penis is turning orange?"

The doctor looks in amazement as the patient pulls out his orange penis.

The doctor has no idea what the problem could be, and runs a every test he can think of.

A week later the guy comes back to check with the doctor. "Doc did you find out why my penis is turning orange?"

"I don't have a clue." says the doctor. "Every test came back negative. Perhaps its environmental. Tell me what you do and how do you spend your time."

"Oh, nothing out of the ordinary," says the man, "a bag of Cheetos, a porno flick, and a quiet evening at home."

2006-07-26 01:12:47 · 7 answers · asked by c_o_e_u_s 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

police, don't worry I don't do drugs, I have milions of other ways of entertaining myself

2006-07-26 01:31:48 · update #1

7 answers

lmaOH!

2006-07-26 01:19:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

Stay off drugs dude or at least take only funny drugs to heal your broken funny bone!

2006-07-26 08:17:03 · answer #2 · answered by police 6 · 0 0

Ahahaha! Omg! That's funny but oh so wrong! My guy friend shuddered, haha.

Now we know why men drive autos! =D

2006-07-26 08:23:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

1989... March I think.

The classics just keep on comin'

2006-07-26 08:15:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Very very funny LOL HA HA!

2006-07-26 08:15:25 · answer #5 · answered by musiclover 5 · 0 0

lol very very awesome, yet he is very very clueless lol check ya later ♥

2006-07-26 09:15:54 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0 0

Your SICK !

2006-07-26 23:41:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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