I fancy a sandwich.
2006-07-26 00:36:25 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Dogs
Thanks to Kitten Kat. You might sleep well, but you'll be watched as you do....(insane laughter)
2006-07-26 01:22:32 · update #1
It depends - What sort of tail - waggedy/waggledy/waggley/ or what?
2006-07-26 00:41:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
Which one???
The one with the waggly tail is on reserve @ £1,000,000,000 due to it's huge popularity.
We have a lovely Collie named 'Lassie'... it should be Laddy, as it is actually a Dog, not a *****... but he does come with a free tragedy included: and a box of Kleenex!!
We do have a rather 'Large' Red Mongrel called 'Clifford': who is free to a good home, with a 100 acre back yard!!
Or there is a black Cairn named 'Spit' who is also free to a good home for obvious reasons!!
There is a GSD dog called K9... Ex police patrol hound: but it is not recommended to leave him alone in any vehicle due to the fact he likes to take chunks out of the interior.
We will have more in stock soon!!!
2006-07-26 00:54:12 · answer #2 · answered by englands.glory 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the doggy in the window will cost you $9.99 sir. $5 for the doggy and $4.99 for the glass window he's stuck in.
Original price $29.99, since we're understandable people sir, we give you a discount... you see you'll have to take the doggy and the window to a vet and a 'god-knows-who:that-can-help'.
I fancy a sandwich too.. but i dont eat dogs.
2006-07-26 00:50:34 · answer #3 · answered by Lady_Venom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! All those people seemly shocked at the suggestion of eating dog! Have they never been to their local Chinese take away? Ours got closed down not once but twice for being found with dogs in the freezer! Labrador chow main anyone?
Monkey - I'm impressed with your train of thought so early in the day! It's true - there's nothing a dirty mind can't soil ;o)
2006-07-26 01:04:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Come on now Kitten Kat and Biscuit Bill, be nice to each other! Remember the little boy in the playground who pulls the little girls pig-tails only does so cos he loves her, and she only runs away cos she knows he's gonna chase! :-)
2006-07-26 01:40:51 · answer #5 · answered by Queen Victoria of Port 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its on special offer. Each dog is half price. You can have Biscuit-my white west highland.
I wouldn't recommend a dog sandwich though
2006-07-26 00:39:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woof Woof
2006-07-26 00:40:58 · answer #7 · answered by LOAJP 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How much are willing to pay?
I'm having a chicken mix roll with lettuce at one mmmmmm
2006-07-26 00:40:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You got it all wrong, biscuit.
Dogs must be kept in a fridge. And hookers belong in a window. Don't mix those two up.
2006-07-26 01:14:42 · answer #9 · answered by The Phantom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The one with a waggly tail? I'd rather have a good cup of coffee. Good morning!
2006-07-26 00:39:47 · answer #10 · answered by viclyn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
His legs a bit manky but he'll go great with some ham, lettuce and mayo.
Enjoy.
2006-07-26 00:52:02 · answer #11 · answered by Skull 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋