A homeless person walks into a bar. He asks the barman for a cocktail stick. The barman, being a nice guy, gives the man a cocktail stick. The guy thanks him and leaves.
A couple of minutes later, another homeless guy comes in and asks for a cocktail stick. The barman, getting rather confused gives him one and watches him leave.
Another homeless guy comes in and asks for the same thing.
A fourth homeless guy comes in and asks for a straw. The barman asks "Don't you want a cocktail stick like all the others?"
The homeless guy says "No thanks. Someone was sick outside and all the lumpy bits have gone!"
2006-07-26 00:23:04 · 13 answers · asked by c_o_e_u_s 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks for the warning, now here's what you requested:
This guy's been in jail a really long time and has next to no money when he is released. He is desperate to get laid, and goes to a brothel. The lady of the house comes up and asks how she can help him. He shows her his money and explains that it's all he has in the world, but he's gotta get laid. She counts it, looks at him, takes pity and says, "Okay, upstairs, 2nd door on the left." He goes up there, takes care of business. Towards the end, he notices something white coming out of the chick's nose, but he thinks, "f*ck it, I'm getting laid." He finishes up, gets dressed, goes down stairs, and runs into the lady of the house again. She asks him how it was. He responds with saying how bad he had needed that, but mentions the weird occurrence of the white stuff coming out of her nose towards the end. The lady of the house turns, and over her shoulder she shouts, "Bob, the dead one's full again!"
2006-07-26 22:23:49 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL sick! but i give it a 10/10! LOL sicko
2006-07-26 07:32:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok you want a really sick joke?
"Mrs Henderson?" asked the doctor.
"Yes," she said, standing up nervously.
The doctor sighed. "I am afraid your son is going to die. He is very sick".
2006-07-26 08:09:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww lol that was pretty funny but ewwww lol check ya later â¥
2006-07-26 09:25:46 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That officially is now the sickest joke I know:-)
2006-07-26 07:46:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did not get it. Maybe I am a child still.
2006-07-26 08:26:53 · answer #6 · answered by Scoob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that IS sick! lol
2006-07-26 07:30:17 · answer #7 · answered by musiclover 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did I read this joke?
2006-07-26 07:54:52 · answer #8 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg hahaha that is sick dude!
2006-07-26 07:44:47 · answer #9 · answered by Rina 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eeewwwwww!
2006-07-26 07:47:10 · answer #10 · answered by anissia 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋