we're supposed to be going to visit his dad in hospital today which is 4 hours on the bus. hes been a lazy sod though and wont get out of bed. how can i wake him up without annoying him?
2006-07-25 23:57:01 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Set the bed on fire?
2006-07-25 23:59:22 · answer #1 · answered by Smokeahontis© 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I agree with giving him a bj but only for a few seconds and dont finish him off. Hed wake up to finish off the job himself.
2006-07-26 00:04:11 · answer #2 · answered by norsedoggie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pour cold water a bit at a time until he gets up or put the most annoying tune on the cd player
2006-07-26 00:23:38 · answer #3 · answered by welsh_darkhorse 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well if he cant get up then leave him there and you visit his dad and tell his dad why he aint with you that will show him up enough to get his lazy **** up and care that his own father is hospitalised. the lazy scrote if not kick him in the bollox
2006-07-26 00:04:47 · answer #4 · answered by mrpickle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Giving him a loving ******** would wake him up in the best way possible.
2006-07-26 00:03:51 · answer #5 · answered by Ken W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give him a bl0w job. That'll wake him up. Otherwise kick him in the nuts. Its his bloody dad.
2006-07-26 00:00:12 · answer #6 · answered by Moi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are scared of annoying him you wont achieve anything,just tell him how you feel,whether painful or not he has to change his attitude.
2006-07-26 01:49:54 · answer #7 · answered by Bob Mukonka 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just annoy him id get a cup of water and tip it on his head or sneak under the covers and give him a quick b.j. that will get him going ..
2006-07-26 00:00:20 · answer #8 · answered by j.j. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give him butterfly kisses on his face and neck......he will wake up a happy man..
OR.. pull down his boxers and lick his ****..he will LOVE that!
2006-07-26 00:02:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Squeeze the family jewels.
2006-07-26 00:00:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start cooking his favourite food
2006-07-26 00:19:45 · answer #11 · answered by pat e 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋