2006-07-25 23:34:41 · 58 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
LOOOOOOOOOOSEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
you are lucky you are married coz try finding a woman nowadays under those terms and you may end up marrying yourself
why is she even bothering to ask you? she should just tell you....." honey am off to hang out with my girls for the weekend" and zoom off. i wish i was one of her friends we would have fixed you long ago pssssssssssshhhhhhh
2006-07-25 23:52:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
lol! A question asked to provoke if I ever heard one! Ummm, Gosh, its gonna be really difficult for her to see her friends and cook you a meal when you expect it to be there isnt it? I suggest you tighten her lead (or leash or whatever you want to call it), change the ball chain to something a bit heavier (but make sure it doesnt chaff her ankle) - perhaps you could line it in fur instead to make her a bit more confortable whilst she lugs it about? Lets face it, if it chaffs too much and she is unable to walk you will have to worry more than one nights dinner wont you. Umm, what else? Then, if she is a really good wife to you and does what she is supposed to do, you could reward her by buying a new collar. And as for her friends - are you stupid. Ban them. Dont let her have any. God, its simple really isnt it?
2006-07-25 23:53:09 · answer #2 · answered by Moi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Without causing offense you are too possessive and will end up losing your wife if you continue this behaviour. Counselling is needed here to discuss why you have such possesive issues as i am certain you are old enough to cook yourself dinner once in a while or order a takeaway maybe.
If you insist on this behaviour you will be the one who breeds contempt and entrapment issues. your wife is a human being and has a right to live!
A caged bird won't sing!
2006-07-25 23:45:57 · answer #3 · answered by angelle_76 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not being funny but this is the 21st century, women are allowed a life outside of the home and kitchen, cook your own meal that night or order a take away if you can't cook.
2006-07-25 23:39:24 · answer #4 · answered by Little Miss L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're too stupid I believe. If you act this way, she will leave you sooner than you think. Then I'll see how you manage, cooking all the 7 evenings for urself. If you die now if she skips cooking just for one evening. You only make her get distant from you. Aren't you seing your guys? Just office and in 10 min after you're at home? I don't think so...so why isn't she allowed to see her friends at least one night per week?
2006-07-25 23:44:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is the matter with your two hands? Can't you cook a meal for yourself? Is she your mother?
Maybe your wife is trying to tell you something? Sounds to me like you are to co-dependant on your wife for satisfying your needs and don't give a flip about your wife!!!! WIFEY poo is trying to send you a message DUDE....wake up....read between the lines....
Appreciate your wife more and you might get more out of your marriage other than a chief cook and bottle washer!!!
2006-07-25 23:40:55 · answer #6 · answered by aunt_beeaa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, if you see your friends once a week for "boy's night out", does your wife complains about it? she's been cooking & looking after you for six whole days, why can't you give her just 1 day to relax with her friends? why don't you try to learn how to cook? or have you heard of take-out? there are a lot of ways for you to eat by yourself.
2006-07-25 23:55:07 · answer #7 · answered by kevkatz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i can't believe how many idiots are actually getting upset over this mock question.
A suggestion though, today's world is very antimale thanks to feminism, as you probably realise. Making jokes that put women in a bad light is very, very naughty and will get you a torrent of metaphorical slappings from whiney asses (see the last two pages) with no sense of humour. If you want to make a sexist joke, you are only allowed to pick on men, else feminists and their brainwashed scuzzbuckets get really upset.
2006-07-26 03:00:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey mate! Newsflash!!!! This is not the middle ages. You are allowed in the kitchen to cook your own meal and if you're that useless - send out for pizza, I'm sure you know how to use the phone. Good luck to your missus - she needs her night out married to you.
2006-07-25 23:41:00 · answer #9 · answered by geegee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL you funny little man! I feel for you really. I know what it's like to work so hard sitting at the computer all day and not having somebody to cook a meal for me at the end of they day. It really sucks!
2006-07-26 00:49:38 · answer #10 · answered by mama mia! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is a simple answer to this if you have a microwave if you dont go out and buy one thenwhen your poor wife goes shopping ask to buy some ready meals for one which go in the microwave then you can put this in there press a couple of buttons on the nights your wife wants to go out and you still wont have to exert yourself have you ever wondered why your wife wants to go out maybe it is because she is not a machine and wants to enjoy herself and have a life
2006-07-25 23:52:44 · answer #11 · answered by RJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋