How is a condom like a Kodak print?
- They both capture that special moment.
Who's the most popular man at a nudist colony?
The one who can carry two cups of coffee and ten doughnuts from the cafeteria.
How do you know you're in a gay church?
Only half the congregation is kneeling.
Why don't old men eat their wives out?
Have you ever pulled grilled cheese apart?
What are those little bumps around women's nipples?
- It's Braile for "suck here".
The difference between a mountain goat and a goldfish is that the gold fish mucks around a fountain.
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