all sayings will be apreacated , but mostly looking for hummor or morbid, and satirical
2006-07-25 23:23:53 · 24 answers · asked by dragonslayerfoxxone 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"if i wanted to talk to an ***, i would have farted" with a donkey on it
that's gotta be my favorite
2006-07-25 23:26:44 · answer #1 · answered by youdontknowme 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Front - wanna know what i learned in school today (arrow pointing to the back)
Back - nothing its blank
caution does not play well with others
I am just a big fuc king ray of sunshine aren't i
Notice me cause your boyfriend just did
Your girlfriend thinks i am hot
beer to strong go back to your own country (sorry if it offends any americans us canadians really like that one)
Your opinion counts yes when I give it to you
darn i have so many of them and can't remember them all
i am multitalented i can talk and piss you off all at the same time
try this site its great
2006-07-26 08:01:54 · answer #2 · answered by jennbabe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I used to love to say JOE MAMA well I found a shirt that has jow on the front and mama on the back, one that says can I ignore you sum other time I busy now, but you can make your own with whatever you want on them.
I HAVE A TON I cant remember them all
2006-07-25 23:28:18 · answer #3 · answered by tweedy778 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
these are shirt that my son and i have...
Come on in...my day was already ruined
Not Insane
I have plenty of vision and talent...I just don't care
Fix Or Repair Daily (ford)
My wood is happy to see you
Tough guys wear pink
Which is more stupid...having these words on my shirt or you reading my shirt.
I'm with stupid --->
I don't need your attitude I have one of my own
Menace to society
County Jail 000832
How to clean your room in 60 seconds:
1. make the bed
2. shove clothes under the bed
3. shove all other stuff in the closet
I have alot more but I can't think right now...we usually get our shirts at Walmart or Anchor Blue
2006-07-26 00:24:13 · answer #4 · answered by ~p♥kes~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is my personal favourite which was custom made for me at a convention I attended, I have a sticker that says this and it is also copyrighted. Yes, the swearing is necessary.
"I don't worry about the voices in my head. They're usually too busy f*cking each other to tell me to kill people."
2006-07-25 23:36:38 · answer #5 · answered by Asuza 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're just jealous 'cus the voices only talk to me
Out of my mind... back in 10 minutes
My cow died... I don't need your bull!
Plays well with others
But...WHY?
I put the 'fun' in disFUNctional
I can only please one person per day.Today is not your day...Tomorrow doesn't look good either.
I'm busy, you're ugly, have a nice day.
Bank of DAD...Lending interest free to the whole family!
I crossed over to the Dark Side...don't worry, I took a flashlight!
Sith happens! (On a Darth Vader t-shirt)
All men are idiots... I married their king
If the shoe fits... it's ugly!
2006-07-26 02:09:39 · answer #6 · answered by Nightingale 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have these TANTRA shirts , i think u could check them online. they have some cool wordings.
my fav is the shirt which has an arrow on the shirt pointing upwards and below that it says "TALK TO MY FACE "
2006-07-25 23:26:57 · answer #7 · answered by dxb 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favorite is one I invented myself:
"GAY BOYFRIENDS SUCK"
Yes, indeed, they do! I tried submitting my brilliant idea to the guy at tshirthell.com (since he supposedly pays 200 bucks for your ideas he uses) - but I guess he wasn't interested!
BTW - I got this idea from personal experience!
2006-07-25 23:39:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I lie to girls
beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
'happily married' in front and 'NOT' behind
2006-07-26 00:02:50 · answer #9 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(on the front) Mean people s*ck but naughty girls swallow.
(on the back) Are you a naughty girl?
My inner child needs a spanking!
If I promise to miss you will you go away?
2006-07-25 23:28:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My friend has one that's divided to two parts:
My parents taught me to walk and talk---> now all they want me to do is sit down and keep quiet!
I just love it!
2006-07-25 23:33:40 · answer #11 · answered by Liza 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋