2006-07-25 22:51:26 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yeah, apparently. Was in the Enquirer. All of the above has finally been proven, so those of us who've been speaking out against it are in deeeep trouble. I mean, we're all pretty much damned, but dude, you're SO much more damned than me, O wretched abominator as you are. As for the whole sun orbiting the earth thing - hell, that explains global warming - greenhouse gases be damned, God's just holding us a little closer to the flame than usual. Repent and the icecaps will reform. C'mon dude, let's do it for the planet!
2006-07-26 03:32:44 · answer #1 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep... and that's not all...
*Â Â a universe in which all that exists are the earth and heaven
*Â Â solid 'firmmament' structure (the sky) seperating the earth from heaven (terrarium earth)
*Â Â talking snakes (with legs) and donkeys
* shepherd staff turning into an asp
*Â Â demons chased out of people and into pigs
*Â Â friendly spirits
*Â Â evil spirits
*Â Â walking on water
*Â Â multiplying loaves and fishes
*Â Â food falling from the sky
* conception by a ghost
*Â Â people raising from the dead
*Â Â stopping the sun in its tracks
*Â Â parting seas
*Â Â people being bodily sucked up into heaven (which, by the way, lies on the 'other side' of the sky)
*Â Â world-wide flood that drowned the earth to a depth of 40 feet above the tallest mountain
*Â Â creating people from dust bunnies and ribs
*Â Â magical tree of knowledge
*Â Â god speaking from a burning bush
*Â Â ritual cannibalism, by eating god in the form of a cracker.
2006-07-26 07:14:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
all of us are sinners, not just homosexuals. That's why Jesus had to die for us all including homosexual and yes the the Bible is true.
2006-07-26 06:03:02 · answer #3 · answered by catsclaw 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Bible always come through.
2006-07-26 07:13:25 · answer #4 · answered by Da Great 1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. And a great coaster as well.
2006-07-26 05:54:41 · answer #5 · answered by Sir Sandwich Slayer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yup
2006-07-26 05:54:06 · answer #6 · answered by ScottyJae 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
right u are
couldn't be more correct
2006-07-26 05:54:54 · answer #7 · answered by ACSO 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is
2006-07-26 05:57:40 · answer #8 · answered by Kalahari_Surfer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋